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teethteethteeth.bsky.social
I like to be a silly girl online I'm somewhere in my thirties, where specifically?? ;) I have a podcast: https://www.podgoblin.cool/conditional-materials
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Got my paracord order in today. There's a handwritten note inside that tells me "go [local sports team]!" Sir, I am going to use your product to make floggers.

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Chat, is this gay

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

*a dude taking a hit off the same brand of vape my girlfriend uses walks by* *sighhhhhh * everything reminds me of her...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Microdosing, also known as dosing (by me, a lightweight)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

People talk about benching like it hard, like, you just sit down!!! Folks,

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Extremely niche tummy twednesday (I got a new gi)

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Hi c: (I'm drunk)

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands

submitted 7 days ago • 278 comments

Sex is great and all, but chao garden is forever.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hi

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

*collapses into a pile* wehhhhhhhh

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

just said yew norker someone shoot me

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If we get 100 downloads of the most recent ep of my podcast I will post ass on main open.spotify.com/episode/7qY0...

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I NEVER plug my podcast, but PLEASE, GOD listen to this like 3 minute clip, this KILLED me while recording it, I'm DYING for people to listen PLEASE, GOD

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Happy 4/20

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

55 ENERGY DRINKS, 55 VIAGRAS, 55 BANANAS, 55 DONUTS, 55 CUKES, 100 PARACETAMOLS, 100 MOUTH WASHES, 100 GASOLINES, 100 MOTOR OIL, 100 MEGA BEANS, 55 CHILIS, 55 BATTERIES, 55 IODINES, 55 ADDYS, 55 FLU MEDICINES, AND 155 HORSE SEMEN

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"Babe, you reposted your 'im so charming' post twice in the past week are you okay?" Haha No 😎👉👉

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah,

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Can't believe that these are the same species. Nature is crazy 😍

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Mandatory wokescolding session for whoever left the toilet seat up in the gender neutral restroom

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deciduous tree VS evergreen tree west side story gang wars but instead of snapping it's the crunch of leaves under footfalls

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment