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deeply sarcastic and monotone person on this planet to consume reality tv and desperately seek attention from my dog (teewatterss on IG)
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more often than not the enjoyment I get from watching something I've already seen is actually greater than if I was watching something new

Luigi in court

me all year: I love my birthday me on my birthday:

saying goodbye to my early 30s tonight, it’s nothing but mid from here

sometimes all you need is a caesar salad

it bothers me that book stores had arguably the best aura of any in-store shopping experience and Jeff Bezos was like “that one”

they’re my end game now, hope they got married and went to the Eras Tour together #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind8

Joey trying to keep up with the Monica family fam jam #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind8

he better not prove me wrong but Daniel and his family are the greenest flags there #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind8

unfortunately these two and their producers know I’ll be here for 50 more seasons #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind8

put this entire cast in these sweatshirts immediately #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind8

bring back seasons like when these two were slinging insults at each other night one of the trip like they’d been married for 20 years #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind8

never in my life have I ever skipped over a Robert Irwin video

not to be dramatic but as someone who loses vision and is stuck in a dark room out of commission in severe pain for at least 15 hours it drives me absolutely insane when people call a normal headache a “migraine” to give it emphasis

what do you do for a “living” implies that it doesn’t drain you of all your energy for 40 hours a week

that bar looking like my beside table #TheTraitorsUS

when you want a visual break from a test but the teacher’s right behind you #TheTraitorsUS

this man’s closest allies all being traitors like he’s going THROUGH it in that castle #TheTraitorsUS

idk who at Netflix is listening but a Down to Earth with Zac Efron season three please #TheTraitorsUS

like those choose your own adventure novels, I wish you could go back and rewatch an entire Traitors season if Alan picked different people #TheTraitorsUS

“describe your perfect evening” me: #SummerHouse

this deep conversation to immediate make out feels like what would happen if there was no wall in Love is Blind #SummerHouse

me [my own accountant] #SummerHouse

oh I love reality tv foreshadowing #SouthernCharm

Craig, Austen and Rodrigo watching Shep text Sienna #SouthernCharm

it's truly astounding how good looking he is

connection made, can’t unsee it #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind8

how it feels watching this season of Love is Blind #LoveisBlind

asking for my pro-rated Netflix subscription back for having to watch someone type in a Wifi password in real time #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind8

did it leak that Taylor would be on the cast like how would he know to hunt her down in the pods via one pre-show Instagram search #LoveisBlind

me making the most of my time while getting through these new episodes #LoveisBlind

me at the roundtable if I was a faithful #TheTraitorsUS

Luigi every time he’s seen in public

being a pop culture and reality tv obsessed accountant is kind of like having the severance procedure done naturally

this timeline feels like if Sid from Toy Story got ahold of the simulation controls

become the 51st state and what? give up the metric system? do you know how ridiculous you sound rn

a metaphor for every corporate process and its work around for those who refuse to follow it

crazy to think it’s only February and we’re already at “politically charged hockey game” levels of absurdity

like jean Friday but instead we universally adopt the four day work week and it’s the weekend

it makes me uneasy how comfortably loud the evil people are being

when the winner of The Traitors US season 3 realizes Ivar is still there #TheTraitorsUS

no one asked but as a Canadian I really thought Pingu was Canadian

close enough, welcome back Even Stevens

Angelica core #TheTraitorsUS

the two voices in my head #TheTraitorsUS

when the earth shifts before an earthquake is kind of how I feel a birthday cry coming

seeing the words “Selena Gomez” and “music video” beside a song title with “Call Me” in it, I’m sorry but I’m still here

everything Mr Beast does feels like if one of those psychological experiments from the 50s got a rebrand

when you open social media while trying to avoid the news

when the world is worlding but Meghan Markle is regularly posting again