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The Original BURRITO BODY SPRAY™ -- Like a Gremlin wearing a tie, thinking about making art -- These views belong to no one, Chief. (he/him/etc.)
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I respect any motherfucker who can paint the hell out of light & water

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Datgummut, Boy, if the liquor h'ain't been good to us, tonight, butt I shore wish I hadda beer

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Had the dream again You know that one dream Where you're falling off a builiding And just before you hit the ground You wake, except in my dream It's just hitting the ground Over and over and Over and over and over And over and . . . I'm having your dream again You know that one dream Just the end

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

In times like this there’s a real risk that comes with framing decency as radical. When we talk about being radicalized we need to go beyond empathy and into collective struggle against systems of oppression. Caring for others is necessary, but it’s not sufficient. www.jphilll.com/p/what-radic...

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

A Jewish man pulled up to another car, got out, and unloaded 17 bullets to try to kill two strangers because he thought they were Palestinian. The victims then blamed Arabs. Where's the prime time coverage? The congressional hearings? The ADL?

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

Brazil shows that it can be done. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/w...

submitted 6 days ago • 958 comments

*Game Show host voice* And the Password is: . . . Love you for 10,000 years. 🚬🚭

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

*Frodo Baggins voice* " . . . sort of stretched, like (seltzer) scraped over too little (smoked chicken hash)"

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

since I'm talking about Max Cherry today, I figure I should share this essay I wrote about Jackie Brown, one of my favorite love stories. this was a pleasure to write, just a great movie to hang out with.

submitted 93 days ago • 5 comments

Need to sit by a river in the sun for a minute. The ghosts/imps/faeries/you are invited

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I think my apartment is haunted . . . or possessed . . . by, like, some innocuous imps or faeries. I am beset on all sides by peripheral figments, lights and shadows flitting into the corners of my view

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Damon Hininger, CEO of private prison giant Core Civic, just told investors: " I've worked at CoreCivic for 32 years, and this is truly one of the most exciting periods in my career ... we're anticipating .. the most significant growth in our company's history." theintercept.com/2025/02/11/c...

submitted 12 days ago • 168 comments

Scenes from RFK Jr's America #MAHA

submitted 12 days ago • 14 comments

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who killed so many children in Samoa they ran out of child-sized coffins, has been confirmed to lead Health and Human Services. The vote was 52-48. All Dems and Mitch McConnell, whose fault this is, voted no. All other Republicans voted yes. The blood will be on their hands.

submitted 12 days ago • 130 comments

Part of my job is to make sure the coffee is good, and as a company we don't have enough oversight built into the infrastructure and day-to-day business to ensure we are keeping up with QC, so I hafta eat a lot of too-freshly roasted beans and they are dry and THESE BEANS ARE MAKIN' ME THIRSTY

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

As more tech CEOs seem willing to put their companies’ culture and technology at the behest of the US government, it’s good to remember which platforms have access to what data.

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

In my mind there is nothing more romantic than hurrying to the laundromat before work and it's starting to snow. Will I fall in love? Will I fall on my ass and ruin all my laundry?

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Skeeting* like it's 2009 *(Posting Skeets)

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Sat on my bag of tortilla chips, so now none of the chips are properly sized for my salsa needs 😔

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

As others have said, the greatest transfer of wealth in US history will not be from the Boomers to their children but from them to the US healthcare system. The US is designed to make people insolvent and to keep them poor once they're there.

submitted 14 days ago • 253 comments

There is a superb owl outside my apartment hooting loudly . . . 🤠 Again I wish she would come inside with me and eat this mouse living inside my kitchen appliances 😤

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment