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teicher.bsky.social
Father / Husband • Building a Peer to Peer Community for CMOs and Marketing Leaders as CEO & Founder of @TheQru • Ex Brand Innovators, AdAge & McCann
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They want to set us back 100 years socially, economically and environmentally They want to get us so angry we burn out and desensitize They want us feeling hopeless

Butters says “GOOD MORNING”

Butters says “GOOD MORNING”

If Tom is Short for Thomas, Tim should be short for Thimas But If Tim is short for Timothy, Tom should be short for Tomathy

If Tom is Short for Thomas, Tim should be short for Thimas But If Tim is short for Timothy, Tom should be short for Tomathy

People keep following me here despite me barely posting

AI is radically transforming how users interact with digital products, introducing design paradigms that prioritize personalization and predictive responses. Our latest @adrianalacyconsulting.com white paper explores this:

Politicizing natural disasters is the lowest of low. Facing tragedy is when we’re supposed to overcome our differences and help each other out. If we can’t do that are we even a country?

My heart breaks for all my LA fam and everyone in SoCal. Climate change is real and will come for us all in one way or another. No one will be immune

LA 211 has paired up with Airbnb. Anyone who has been evacuated because of the Palisades fire can stay in an Airbnb for one week at no charge. Dial 2-1-1 or visit www.211LA.org

Free speech means we can talk as much as we want about the billionaire human centipede and debate whose mouth is on whose asshole. I think it goes Zuck > 👄 > Trump > 👄 > Musk Or maybe it’s a full circle like an ouroboros sitch What do you think?

I must have the hots for the ice in my driveway the way I went down on her so fast I fell for her hard and fast and yeah I got a little hurt, but that’s love, right?

It's clear that Musk and Zuckerberg have figured out that they can go all-in for every Hold 'Em hand, no matter their cards, because if they lose $1 billion or $10 billion at a time, they can always take out more and that the odds are in their favor to win -- because they have $750 billion.

I must have the hots for the ice in my driveway the way I went down on her so fast I fell for her hard and fast and yeah I got a little hurt, but that’s love, right?

if you got all the new "smart" (BIG air quotes) kitchen appliances - but got a different brand for each one.... can you imagine the sheer cacophony of a kitchen full of appliances pumping speech out at each other, draining resources www.theverge.com/2024/12/30/2...

The way parents get involved in Kids School drama and make things so much worse 🤦‍♂️

“paint me like one of your French girls”

“paint me like one of your French girls”

My least favorite part of home alone is how Kevin sets all the traps, then makes his microwaved Mac and cheese dinner, but then the clock strikes 9 and bad guys show up and he doesn’t get to eat it.

My least favorite part of home alone is how Kevin sets all the traps, then makes his microwaved Mac and cheese dinner, but then the clock strikes 9 and bad guys show up and he doesn’t get to eat it.

You hear Christmas music. I hear Home Alone music we are not the same

Who the fuck cares Jesus Christ internet culture reporting isn’t just matching a few words together and saying “this is what kids do now.”

now we're talkin

I have a meeting in the financial district today so I stopped by 10,000 coffee and got myself a dark chocolate latte which is basically just a melted high-quality dark chocolate bar in a cup mixed with a little cream and I’m not complaining

Guess who has no Wi-Fi today because because their adorable bunny rabbit chewed through the power adapter wire in their router? 🤦‍♂️

This is (almost) 40

Had a beer with dinner and promptly fell asleep on the couch

Suspect this will change in the new year: www.adweek.com/social-marke... #advertising

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Indiana Jones :: Goonies Die Hard :: Home Alone Alien :: Gremlins I will not elaborate

never post

Most people will never see anything you ever post a social media The people who do see don’t care The people who care won’t remember The people who remember don’t matter

Spotify Wrapped and that’s why he doesn’t have any kids

Heading into NYC today for some meetings but also one of my meetings was just canceled so if anyone wants to catch up and get coffee, hit me up in the DMs!

Makin sauce

🚨 Retail marketers, denim lovers & anyone balancing crack vs. vitamins (performance vs. brand) — this episode of The Snarketing Podcast is for YOU! In the biggest time of year for retail, we welcome Ashley Schapiro, marketing lead at American Eagle. open.spotify.com/episode/18mR...

I’ve made a LOT of burgers in my lifetime but this is one of the best.

I’ve made a LOT of burgers in my lifetime but this is one of the best.

i talked to @parkermolloy.com about the latest republican anti-trans efforts and how far too many democrats aren't fighting back podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Wait are you telling me Monday Cybered this Deal?!

Wait are you telling me Monday Cybered this Deal?!

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