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telemin.bsky.social
🌸💖🦄 Jubilant Leftist 🦄💖🌸 🗽 Liberty Enjoyer 🗽 ⚛️ Atheist ⚛️ 🔞MDNI🔞
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"You made a werewolf pack into drug mules?!" Yes, and when you write your own campaign you can decide if your campaign has wereolves and what they do with their butts. Imagine it, in your head, werewolf butts. How they look like. That's your very own werewolf butt. You may keep it.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I have an unsatisfied need for xenofiction. Why cant more stories be from non human perspectives..

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

This scene feels weirdly relevent, pertinent even.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I will, someday, not make entire sections of dungeons hidden behind incredibly inconspicuous secret entrances. Someday. But not today.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes friendship is indistinguishable from mutual bullying. Or, that's a stop on the eay to a friendship. Shit's complicated.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

You know everyones a stickler for historic accuracy until i explain what a Chatelaine is. Basically a keyring for small tools in the days pre pockets. Suddenly everyone stops caring when i bring that up. Though to be fair, they are kind of fashionable.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Something i wish more authors did more ex0lorations on what happens when the unknowably scary entities are released from their obligations of contracts because of their protagonists. I love that 'uh oh' moment

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I think inured isnt the right word anymore, i have outrage fatigue. I should focua on other things, more fun ones. I am off to binge cat videos!

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

The greatest compliment for any dm must be that players return to the table again. Despite my fuckery.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Today i explained to my players what a assassin's teapot is, and then, they found a practical use in making a assassin's potion container. Players can be smart cookies when given oppoortunities

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

You know what would be nice? Not to be accused of gargling a thesaurus prior to my duties as a DM. XD

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Deadnames tell no tales.

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

"That orphanage was on fire when i got here." My players make me laugh at the worst things

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i know RFK jr will be confirmed because he’s saying the craziest shit you can imagine and being embarassed in front of everyone. he’s perfect for the job

submitted 25 days ago • 28 comments

"Faerie glamor is just high fantasy catfishing" My players occasionally hit the nail on the head

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

>.> i am not saying i want a plushie of shadowmere... but i am thinking it very loudly to myself

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

It would be really interesting to see powrr cables buried underground rather than suspended midair, long term that would have to save on replacement cosrs for when winds knock cables down and cause short circuits.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

I am playing more od a thief in skyrim and i keep muttering to myself "hello crimebag." Whenever i look at my character

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

>.> my players have said the owl from avatar the last airbender is my spirit animal. And i am not sure what the resemblance of personality is.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Its nearly spring, and that will come with all the concomitant bullshit like allergies...

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Rule of thumb with assassins in any ttrpg coming for you during any kind of inveatigation: One assassin: you know a piece of the full picture, you are a loose end. Two: you know enough to 'solve the puzzle' whether you know it or not Three: your dm is an asshole.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Rewatching game of thrones. Forgot about the haunted lady bits. Hated re watching the red wedding.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

That feeling when players say they enjoyed playing... Makes all the meticulous planning worth it <3

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Thw word of the day is atavism. Atavism: when mutation causes a species to exhibit traits of distant ancestors that had unto then not been expressed in the modern organism.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment