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Freeheel skiing enthusiast in Colorado Ski Country. No angel. Occasionally sweary. he/him
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I mean, plausible, right?

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cc: @hillzy.bsky.social

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I hate this shit.

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This shit puts a pit in my stomach. I work for a small outdoor manufacturing company like the ones being written about here. coloradosun.com/2025/04/21/c...

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I'm glad Dr. Hern made it through his career without being killed, his 55-year medical career should be remembered and studied. That said, that's one less clinic women can go to for late-term abortions, which are already very few and far between. coloradosun.com/2025/04/23/b...

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Stocks were up sharply today on news of that Peter Pan sprinkled some pixie dust and the audience believed really hard and clapped really loud and Tinkerbell is ok.

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Where does catturd2 find the time to run over his dog Smiles going 2 m.p.h? x.com/catturd2/sta...

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Gum. Cigarrette butts. Wrappers. You name it. I've cleaned urinals in a busy ski town bars (long time ago), and yes, it has to be picked out by hand.

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Love seeing India rattle its saber at its neighbor Pakistan, seeing as how they both have nuclear weapons. Good thing there's measured, sober folks running the U.S. State Dept... ...*finger to ear* Wait, I'm being told by a producer that what I just said about the State Dept. is false.

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Mr. Warfighter Tough Guy who shits bullets and feasts on the blood of his enemies... needs proper primping so he looks nice on the teevee...

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The thing about student loans is Linda McMahon covered up tons of rapes.

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Favorite JW tidbit: He hitchhiked from Baltimore to San Francisco in 2012. He was wearing a hat that said SCUM OF THE EARTH.

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The little man who lives in the crisps:

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The last time a Republican won a statewide election in Minnesota was in 2011. Not surprised their Republicans are just as crazy if not crazier than most of the GOP.

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He wants people to have more kids because he wants to ban vaccines and you gotta have a lot of kids because not all of them are going to make it to adulthood. Y'know, just like it was before the advent of modern medicine.

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Check this🛢️out, it's a live blog of Elon's quarterly earnings call to Tesla shareholders. If you own stock in $TSLA, RUN!!!

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How I arrived on Bluesky

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Always wanted to get explosive uncontrollable diarrhea after consuming dairy products.

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We eliminated this disease for decades. Until America's thirst for snake oil got too great, oh, around the time Fuckface Von Clownstick embarked on his political career.

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It’s cringe as fuck when anyone says shit like this. It’s infinitely more cringe when you talk like this and the only jobs you’ve had are talk radio host and plumbing mogul.

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🛢️These are good. Like their Joe Biden everyman stories.

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Just yesterday at Arapahoe Basin I set up a telemark ski demo with a fella who works for NOAA in Boulder. He told me he might lose his job today. 😢

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Jim Morrison tricked everyone into thinking he died in Paris in 1971 when he just joined Orleans under the name Larry Hoppen. He hid in-plain-sight as a soft yacht rocker until 2012 and no one knew. Legendary move by the Lizard King.

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Here's a great example of a rich dip with a sense of humor. Seen on FB.

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Housequake

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The last thing we fucking want in the U.S. is a military coup. Sure, Trump and his administration are dumb evil ghouls, but the upper echelons of the military are smart evil ghouls.

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81 Arapahoe Basin

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Whisky Pete will keep his job. I only see him losing the job if Agolf Twitler catches him fucking Ivanka.

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If American conservatives hated you, you were a good pope.

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There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results

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There's no way an actual NOAA employee wrote this, it was a demon from the Fuckface administration.

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