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Custom jeweler. Traveler. Retired athlete. Pug obsessed. Nose deep in a book somewhere.
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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

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Binnington won the game for Canada.

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How rude to have overtime hockey when I’m struggling to stay awake.

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So are regular season NHL games going to look like they’re in slow motion after watching these games for 2 weeks?

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Who wrote the rule that your appliances will break while you’re out of town? I have words for that person.

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“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.” - Dr. Martin Luther King

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Ya know what seems like a good idea to do today? Buying a copy of every banned or to-be banned book. Buy 2 copies. Start with A People’s History of the United States.

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If you need to feel better about something, anything, just add zhug. Put it on everything.

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I have no words to express my soul crushing disappointment to be in DC this week. That’s all.

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First, I can’t believe this ridiculous series meant to entertain other jewelers got about 40k followers. Second, I can’t believe they’re really taking an app away because a creepy billionaire threw a mantrum.

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How are you coping with the dissolution of American democracy? I’m making ridiculous things because I can.

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It is beyond diabolical to bring bubble wrap to the DMV to occupy your kid. The rage of listenening to the nonstop crinkle is enough to incite violence. May their pillow be forever warm on both sides.

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Ahhhh good times. There were far too many years of no travel. Glad to be getting back to it soon.

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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

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I love it when travel plans coincide with Caps home games & I get my hands on tickets. It’s all too rare for me anymore.

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These should be human rights, not luxuries. 💙

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How I am spending New Year’s Day

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My New Year’s Eve traditions include hot pot, being home by 9p and new pajamas. You can’t even keep up with my level of intensity. It might even get really wild and a cheese board may be involved.

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Revenge isn’t the answer to a betrayal.

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We live in a world where the richest man on the planet argues with actual lunatics online instead of planning out ways to better society and we wonder why the alien orbs are keeping their distance.

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I finally saw wicked. I slept through 1/3 of it. Jewelers should not attempt to have an attention span in December.

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Next year I am banning engineers from ordering anything.

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This is where America is. We are governed by dementia. Literally. That’s why everything feels so crazy.

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Please boomers, please, I beg you to stop having conversations on speaker on full volume in public places. You’re all so damned rude.

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It’s really cool to have a doctor that will do 7am appts for you but then again, you then have 7am appts.

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Fact: if you spend time and effort making an educational video, a few thousand will see it. Make one lame joke and put in 30 seconds of half assed effort and you’ll have millions of views and comments. It’s the digital equivalent to leaving the house in pajamas and running into your ex. Ll t

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