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The heavily medicated, gay uncle. Public library enthusiast. Pretend PC gamer. I like One Piece and a bunch of other 90s & early 2000s anime. 📍NYC
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Trying some new (to me) skin care product with the fancy retinol and hyaluronic acid ingredients. Try to get my, what does the youth say, "looks maxing" on 😂 😂 😂

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YouTube is grimy. I knew you couldn't listen to music with your phone locked but I just learned you can't listen to anything with the phone locked. They make sure the site and app can't be used without premium.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

The water flosser is so clutch. String floss is so tedious.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

He asked him to put a bomb in someone's car.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I gave Magneto new lore in my head cannon. He's now a Palestinian man who had his family destroyed by Zionists in Gaza. Gotta update characters to get with the times.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Depressed, tired, and unmotivated.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Black girls called you ugly…so you want me to believe the white girls called you HANDSOME?

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

A second chance 🤞🏾 I just need it to sweep through NYC like the final plague and free up apartments in the neighborhood I grew up in.

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submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

Don't let being deaf or hard of hearing stop you from hating on Drake.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

They'll coon out for 24% of that. We're doomed I fear 😔

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

While most "you couldn't make that today" complaints are just whining about natural & inexorable shifts in cultural mores over time, one show that I genuinely think you would not be allowed to produce or market today is Captain Planet and I think it's interesting that nobody ever says so.

submitted 4 days ago • 29 comments

🤷🏾‍♂️

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Me in the party when Pop Smoke come on

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Greystone is not happy with how much time I spend playing Marvel Rivals when that time could be spent with him.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

air frying toaster strudels 🫦

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"I don't want no nigga who naked on the internet," a nigga in the DMs of a naked nigga.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

When you're the only healer on your team and four enemies are always trying to kill you when you pop out. I'm tired. #marvelrivals

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“At least Russia has elections” Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999. If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.

submitted 3 days ago • 717 comments

Nursing is to yt women what policing is to yt men, so this statement is >>>>

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

"Please, clap."

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I GOT THAT REFERENCE... I got that reference 🫣

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

A drug addict who makes cars that spontaneously explode, plows into cops, and crash at much higher rates than other cars, is going to fix the air traffic control system? I'm not getting on a plane until this drug-addled illegal immigrant is deported or imprisoned.

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Even at her worse she was wagging her tail and asking for love. I'm gonna cry.

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