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tenkuu.social
/ˈbæb.əl fɪʃ/ always thinking about beviges Joined 11/17/23 he/him | bi | married
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Tried to hold a grudge but it was kinda sticky and weird? Put it down pretty quick

Wonderful used book store find!!

Wikihow how to tell a bee when it’s being too clingy and you just need some space

Brewing up a nasty tincture

Waiting patiently in line every morning for my turn in the taffy puller

lot of stuff going wrong here but look on the bright side. on earth 2 they have Drick vs Kendrake. and they're both fucking awful.

Terrible news. Out of seltzer

It’s Smoke a Little Joint and Clean My House Saturday (SLJCMHS colloquially)

Squelchin’ through it

a plain clothes police officer just asked to see my ID and then ran off with my wallet and drove away in what i assume was an unmarked police car

defying gods will again (copy/paste image into a word document)

Trapped in the realm of possibility

Preparing a steaming delicious cup of coffee with only the power of my mind. And also my limbs

Love to follow my cats around calling them names like Scrumple or Gumbit

Watch out everyone it’s Thrumming Thursday please take a moment to thrum with me

I fw apples heavy

They’re turning me into a shrub

[with disgust] eugh, he’s posting again

I’ll never really be gone. I’ll live on in your hearts and minds, like some sort of parasite

Emerging unexpectedly when you need me least

I’m held together by static electricity

sorry... lemme just... [breaks my own neck] ok much better what did you need?

(stepping over a skeleton) Scuse me player. (accidentally kicking guy who is half melted) My bad pimp. On ur 6. (Sitting down next to irradiated ghoul) (patting him on the back and his arm falls off) Whatsup slime

jack off all trades

Shameposting

Brain status this morning: closed the fridge while holding my car keys, then pressed the ‘lock’ button on the fob

Applying slimes

Carpy Diem everybody

Might try lingering in the air like some sort of malodorous fume

it’s tardigrade boy winter. we’re in suspended animation

All of this would be funny if it weren’t not funny

Pronouncing GPS “jeepis”

I’ve always said it’s better to pargive than to partake