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#rctid #baonpdx #HookEm #AppalachianStrong #WesternNC Wide variety of Dad jokes. All blurts are my own blurting. Footy, travel, healthcare IT while trying to avoid US politics. #BLM #ElectMoreWomen
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Take me down to the paraphrase city where there's two things I like

🏀 there's a new number one 😍🤘 #HookEm

In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…

These are my 2 rescue doggos (they’re mutt sisters). They love nothing more than playing frisbee with this kong disc. The prob is they both want to be the one to hand it to me - so instead of playing catch, they run the yard like brindled horses.

#RCTID match day. Carolina Air Patrol checking in from Greenville SC #ImReadyToBeHurtAgain

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I’ve been walking around the house for 15 minutes singing Radon detector To tell me where the cops is And no one is appreciating this #BeastieBoys

It’s 2025. Why isn’t there a button on the faucet for ‘drip slowly to prevent freezing pipes’?

In case it's not obvious: one of the most important voices in political science today is saying this.

It’s never been about protecting women in sports (Title ID is why those sports realistically exist today). It’s always been about destroying trans people and controlling women’s bodies.

"in Amerika, you ask what your country make you do, then you do"

he fucked around and now we'll all find out

house hunting in Western NC be like: - looks appealing - nice view - kinda pricey but - (checks flood map, laughs, runs away)

To paraphrase the late, great George Carlin, “Think about how stupid the average American is and remember that half of them are stupider than that”

@newheightsofficial.bsky.social seen in Philly (18th & Sansom) today

My best “modest proposal” has been to offer Israel a massive swath of US land, like the size of Iowa, and allow that to be a Jewish homeland. 80% of Nevada is federal land so.. It’s a shitty solution to the Middle East. No one would be happy today - but 50 years from now? I think it would be ☑️

Schumer needs to get TF out of the way

Good morning Philadelphia. Let’s get out there and make that (pretzel) bread.

Just checked to ensure that my favorite govt website is still up (it is). It’s 100% operational info only, zero policy interpretation, just a b2b data source that’s used millions of times daily. Basic, functional, important to keep things moving. But I still checked bc… we live in anxious times.

Blasting #RTJ this morning and thinking this is my new normal

totes read that as 'JO BRAD' and was wondering what JO means in German. google machine says 'jo' means yes so YES BRAD gonna have to buy this kit for my wife

greatest club in the world #UpThePines #PTID #OtherRCTID

Literally can’t believe that anybody anywhere wanted to sign up for another four years of chaos and random insanity.