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tentacle.bsky.social
34 ✨ she/her ✨ terminal case of can't shut up disease (ffxiv, d&d, tlt)
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the True Emulation Experience is spending 3+ days trying to find firmware for the emulator you spent two days finding to play the rom you spent two days finding to set up the emulator for six hours, only to play less than ten minutes of the game before saying "wow this is not fun"

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

the only reason my feet aren't more swollen is because my skin won't stretch any more right now lmao ✌💀

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

begging the person with a disgustingly wet smoker's cough within earshot of my house to do that... Not Within Earshot Of My House

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

doing better and worse, i contain multitudes

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

stares into camera as my mil sends two concurrent group chat messages an hour apart (after no response) stating that tomorrow is ash wednesday and the start of lent (along with a description of those things) as if her 3 catholic homeschooled sons don't know and i am the only other person in there

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Goals for today are to sit the fuck down and relax.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I am in so much pain and I don’t want to do anything I’m supposed to do today and I just want to scream lol

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

my favorite thing is ordering something really important in a delivery order and then the shopper just can't find it so they get you everything else but the item you really needed and then you go to that store to get it yourself afterward because it was that important and it's right fucking there

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My phone being too heavy to hold is really just not my favorite state of being to exist in.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 3 days ago • 289 comments

I slept a lot today and I am actually really alert rn I am just tired of existing in this amount of pain so I wanna go to bed anyway, lmao.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

getting a collapsible tub and a tarp with my last check so I can have warm baths in my shower now and cool baths on my balcony this summer ✌😚

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Wearing my neck brace and so fully aware of how much I look at the ground

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

anyway I'm like neck deep in a new sims game with 3 horses, a dog, and a toddler with one adult sim so WE OUT HERE

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

it got cold (it'll be 60 degrees by wednesday tho HAHA) and i am having a Bad Time with my shoulder again pls just fucking release me from this mortal coil

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

(groggily) good meowning

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

being laid off and immediately being slapped in the face with my myriad health issues that make me question my ability to work at all because i suddenly Stopped after being in motion, which was helping me immensely, is really putting me through the fucking wringer, y'all

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

closest anda would get to this is being a reel/short form tiktok star but only from another person's account, like the angry grandma, etc. asking him silly questions or putting him in situations and his extremely chill responses.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

my Spotify premium ends soon because I only got it for work but not before giving me this gem

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment