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🫖 Ten/Daphne 🫖 she/her 🫖 Black/mixed WOC 🫖 lesbian 🫖 digital artist 🫖 writer 🫖 video essayist 🫖 teapot-shaped eldritch horror 🫖 married 🫖 I make jokes on the internet 🫖
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might be seeing Freaky Tales again today if my wife and I have time! either way I'm seeing it again on Tuesday for sure, I already have that seat reserved. I'm so enamored with this movie

visiting a friend who lives in a small village in the Alps. she's spent like the whole visit trying to find her neighbor's lost cat who disappeared, so I've barely seen her. in the meantime I've been talking to this detective who's also in town and I'm worried he might have a substance abuse problem

"she is not gonna fuck you bro" She will, she will if I swear allegiance to her and murder her brother , the prince, during the tourney this coming solstice

I can feel it on the wind... I'm gonna become a mechanical keyboard girlie. this thing is so much fun and so satisfying to type on, and replacing all the key caps the other day was really relaxing.

Me: I literally do not care about a new Tron movie without a Daft Punk score Also me:

Freaky Tales was EXACTLY my kind of movie, wow

huh. I can't remember the last time my #LastFourWatched was all movies released in the same year!

the “what are we north korea” posts when ppl see americans doing things americanly are pretty gross to me. people will defend this joke to the death they’ll be like it’s instructive! buddy no it isn’t. the average person knows nothing about the dprk and you are not clarifying. comparisons are moot.

Opus was all right but I think I’ll like whatever this director does next a lot more

I’m not convinced tumblr will actually die, but if it does, I’m really gonna try to remember this app exists more often.

tonight’s movie is Opus! Ayo Edebiri is always so good in everything forever

me and some friends got to play the Outgunned ttrpg last night with @threvlin.bsky.social GMing and the party for that game was this image, if the horse was an anxious chihuahua and there was also an old man with a rifle hanging around

Like Studio Ghibli, Wes Anderson is frequently used as shorthand for an aesthetic, one stripped from its original purpose. It is especially concerning given how Anderson's career as of late has centered around the important human element within the act of creation. www.patreon.com/posts/120487...

Nothing yet and Salem ran out of an important medication yesterday. Please boost!

Yves Saint Laurent wedding dress, Fall-Winter 1970

Nintendo gettin a little greedy and silly with its decisions...

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Switch 2 prices SUCK and I’m really mad, I’m honestly excited to learn more about The Duskbloods

why steal the rune of death when we could ‘rune’ to the polls and VOTE?

Justice, American style. White supremacist spree-killers are seen as less of a threat to society than a targeted killing of a healthcare CEO.

Death of a Unicorn really wants to be “Knives Out Meets Jurassic Park” and it mostly succeeds — I liked it a lot more than I expected to!

I'd like to inform you all, that this is the best form of Mecha:

No.1 Sentai Gozyuger (2025) Episode 5

Give to trans orgs in your community, give directly to trans people, and HIRE US. You can make a difference right now. Donate to a trans alt music fest on cashapp/venmo: loudandqueeroklahoma Personal venmo/cashapp: avaisantisocial If you’re trans or know of good orgs, drop links below too!

We need to make this a big enough hit that David Zaslav has an aneurysm,

A certain hand-drawn-animated mad scientist and alien and duck and two pigs movie is out now. You should see it before it leaves theaters! #thedaytheearthblewup #thedaytheearthblewupalooneytunesmovie @bauzilla.bsky.social @awd.bsky.social @michaeljruocco.bsky.social

going back for round two in a few hours and I’m really psyched! #TheDayTheEarthBlewUp

please send anything you can to help Ruaa and her family. Conditions in Gaza are extremely difficult, with high prices for medicine, fuel, and food - all on top of israel’s constant bombardment. gofund.me/10660572

very nearly had a dinosaur-themed #LastFourWatched going, but then I watched The Monkey/went to go see The Day The Earth Blew Up instead of staying home and watching Tammy & the T-Rex. happens to the best of us!

mfw checking the news every day

The cat's out of the bag: on 1 June, I'm introducing an extraordinarily rare screening of Daiei's THE WHALE GOD as part of @fwfilmfestival.bsky.social! This is the film's first EVER UK screening, and may well be its first theatrical screening in ANY English-language territory in over SIXTY YEARS 🐋

I’m sorry, I’m a HUGE sucker for “this dumb character will be in a marvel movie” gags. I don’t know why, they just really appeal

The Giant Condor will return in #avengersdoomsday

if you saw a slightly less snappily worded version of this joke two seconds ago, no you didn’t

just found out I’m going to be appearing in #AvengersDoomsday 😕 does anybody know if workplaces let you take time off for that, like with jury duty?

I just read this Variety hit job in which it's clear that Disney is trying to pin the failure of Snow White on Rachel Zegler. I'm confused: Did she make the studio spend $270 million on an unasked-for remake of a 90-year-old piece of IP?

Jimmy DiMilo The Son Of A Bitch Who Took My Lunch Money In Fourth Grade After Lying To Me About Having A Charizard Card For Trade At Recess will return in #AVENGERSDOOMSDAY

The train from L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

The Arapaima will return in “AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY”.

Mikako Ichikawa will return as “Hiromi Ogashira” in #AVENGERSDOOMSDAY

Lily and Todney will return in “AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY”.

Kousoku Sentai Turboranger (1989) Episode 33

watched The Monkey, a movie I was extremely excited for, tonight, and... didn't enjoy it very much, sadly. it's all downhill as soon as Adam Scott is offscreen.

Rachel Zegler is being set up to take the fall for a multimillion-dollar loss, and the people setting her up for it are banking on racist, misogynistic hatred on the internet to do the dirty work for them. So I wrote about it. www.slashfilm.com/1819440/rach...