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Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters

Federal employees - are you tired of Elon Musk trying to contact you? Have you tried pretending to be the mother of his children?

the bear is like inside out for adults in that each episode represents not an emotion but a different part of the dsm-5

i often think about how eons before cookie monster was conceived, or indeed before there were minds capable of conceiving, cookie monster was already there, waiting

If y’all still aren’t masking…Measles is airborne.

I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future

I finally got what's bugged me about all these stories on the crippling of the US govt: all of them speak of "cuts" when, in fact, only Congress can 'cut' funding, and it has done nothing of the sort. The story describes illegal & unconstitutional impoundment, BUT SAYS NOT ONE WORD ABOUT IT

my inner cat does comes in a few flavors though

I'm not saying I've seen evidence that Russia literally provided Trump with talking points. But if, hypothetically, Trump were sticking to a Kremlin-written script, he'd sound an awful lot like he sounds now. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

Trump's DOJ has erased a report from its website that lays out its own recommendations for tackling violence against Indigenous women www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...

Cutting Dolly Parton’s program that helps kids learn how to read <<<<<<< www.14news.com/2025/02/19/t...

Very lightly dipping my toe back into watercolours today (I’m very out of practice with them LMAO)

This is a word woodworkers use sometimes. When the grain shimmers as you turn an object in your hands? That's chatoyancy, baby!

The odds of a city-killer asteroid impact in 2032 keep rising. Should we be worried? arstechnica.com/space/2025/0...

I think we need to be more judicious in who we award PhDs to.

Oh so it just invented a worse version of Google circa 2005? Fantastic, glad we've thrown a trillion dollars and tons of electricty usage at that.

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

some of the smaller stickers ive got in shop right now

“Keep pouring, Ann. You’re not gonna BELIEVE what your dog did today.”

Please stop saying it saved money until you understand the value of what was cut. They are downsizing, and if the stuff getting cut had real value, its not a saving.

Some teenager just showed up and fired all of our jugglers.

Happy Anniversary El Tigre !!

JD Vance‘s extended family is engaging in human sacrifice, and I’m not remotely kidding. Religious exemption to medicine should not apply if it can harm others, and you especially shouldn’t be allowed to make that choice for others. Children are not property, especially not sacrificial lambs.

I need pronouns on that badge and a land acknowledgement on the PA or i'm WALKING

"When you ride TESLA, you ride with Hitler. Join Public Transportation Today!" Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland

NOTE: The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops lawsuit filed today is over refugee funding suspension (not refugee admissions). Another note: Gibson Dunn is suing the Trump administration here. Complaint: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

you know what. fuck it. lee harvey oswald made that delta flight crash.

#TeslaTakedown

Road trip with extended family for my mom's funeral. We saw a cybertruck.

Chinga la migra

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

Say it louder 🗯️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ [ #cuteart #artshop #trans ]

Old acrylic painting I did of an egyptian vulture smoking a sick doobie #art

every time i see reporters in the subreddits asking questions they're getting their asses handed to them

Kinda hope Satan has this on a loop for RR right now.

Lol www.govexec.com/management/2...

A lot of people have said that this will eventually set the stage for land grabbing national parks and i honestly cant see any other trajectory for this but that.

He traded immortality for desire

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

Proposed sequel to “Crash” a little too on the nose: A Jewish man in Miami Beach is accused of opening fire on two men he believed were Palestinians but turned out to be Israeli visitors. After the shooting, one of the injured reportedly posted ‘death to the Arabs’ on social media.

"Indecisive bullshit that signifies nothing and caters to no one." My ★½ review of Captain America: Brave New World: boxd.it/8SdwCR

[slips mortician $20] Great job he looks really dead

The Gulf of Mexico / America name change is a distraction relative to bigger stories, but name changes also matter — consider when St. Petersburg was called Leningrad. Or when Kazakhstan changed Astana to Nur-Sultan and then back.

LFG

Real fun to be a regular plane passenger sitting in an airport today.

here, take this