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teresanne.bsky.social
Horrible at social media, lover of tattoos & tiny stuff. I’m not, not gay and I’ll never not stop in the road for a turtle. #Adoptdontshop
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Putting money into my 401k now is basically just taking 8% of my weekly pay and putting it in the trash can. Currently I have less in my retirement than I started the calendar year with, and I contribute money every week.

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My best friend of 32 years asked me to officiate her wedding, I obviously said yes, and immediately got ordained. Even though she followed it up with “I know you’ll just be standing there bawling the whole time” She knows me so well 🥹

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@jordanmorris.bsky.social doing the fanfic narration made it slightly less embarrassing to watch. I literally said “clearly these people have never had sex before”

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

You know you watch too much Good Mythical Morning when you can tell Rhett is using his fake laugh.

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It’s 39° outside and I don’t use my heat, but you’d better believe this Florida gal still has the ceiling fan on!

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Do not forget how this happened! Do not fall for the propaganda!

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Wait, they also banned CapCut and the lemon one ?

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Where the heck am I supposed to get my current events now? It sure as hell won’t be Fox News

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Nailed it!

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

The official TikTok pages for brands are killing it with these farewell posts! Hilarious! And sad 🥺

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

A thread of people I know personally who have lost their homes due to the fires ravaging Los Angeles. Most are Eaton fire casualties…

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Reppin’ @rhettmc.mythical.com at 13,000ft 🤙🏻

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Mid-week until drink post. Is it a bisexual thing? Or is it adhd ?

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t blow by a stopped school bus loading children. I will take a photo of your car and I will blast it across the internet.

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Happy Birthday @justkelseyelise.bsky.social !!! I hope you have the best day!!

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

Why is it when you’re trying to rush home to avoid shitting your pants, 17 cars all have to turn in front of you!? Come on people do you know how many gastro disorders I have?!

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

This morning’s multi drink combo. Water-coffee-probiotics

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Answers in always drinking multiple drinks at a time

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Did you really visit LA if you didn’t get a smoothie from the Erewhon in Silver Lake?

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Truffle Salt Ramen! Gluten free and vegan! It was sooo good!

submitted 146 days ago • 1 comment

This “Mountain View” looks a lot like an office building and a parking garage 😆

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@losfamgeles.bsky.social I’m visiting a friend in Glendale for the weekend, can you recommend an antique shop or similar I can check out while I’m in town? You have such beautiful taste!

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

Going to Glendale / Burbank for a long weekend to visit my bestie. Looking for recs for nifty antique shops

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