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I was born in New York City, on a Monday
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It’s actually at Amore but who’s counting 🤷🏾‍♀️

I’m hit. 😂😂😂

The Genius.

Hard head gonna make a soft behind for that one

Wow. Just wow.

PYT

I really want a burger but there is food in the house. 🫠🫠🫠

Also, does she think Tammy Faye Buckets is not gonna make her play defense?

Why did I think she was going to Notre Dame?

Anyone who tells you there is no such thing as bad pizza has clearly never been to the District of Columbia.

Wayment. Shedeur didn’t get picked?

That 40+ thread is about to have me following strangers because they’re in my age group.

Only thing I have in common with my mom at this age is an attitude problem and a penchant for white furniture.

I just want to say that I hope everyone has an amazing day. Except the people who voted for this idiocy. I hope all of you have the worst day possible 🫶🏽

My mom was my age now when I left for college. Owned a house, had a whole assed family. I’m trying to convince myself not to order a burger for lunch. I’m definitely not my ancestors. 😂😂😂

I. HOLLERED.

Nike has them. Boom.

I really like this “win for the boroughs” hoodie. It’s forever fuck fanatics #doe

Any of y’all watching “Government Cheese” on Apple TV?

I feel like the surprise surprise guy on tik tok needs this chair.

Cava in a coffee cup. Happy Thursday indeed.

Nile Rodgers >>>

Let’s Dance

I’ve never heard Gucci Mane “Bricks” quite like this before.

My Star Wars shirt came. The fourth will be with me, always.

When I dip, you dip, we dip 🤸🏽‍♀️

Still. That’s fucking gross.

Okay maybe not a decade. LMAO My math don’t be mathing.

That man is a decade plus older than me chasing women 30 years younger than me. 😂😂😂 He deserves it all.

He ain’t fired yet? Weird.

What the actual fuck