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luigi mangione will be on dancing with the stars season 34

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

submitted 78 days ago • 49 comments

getting pizza tonight to celebrate

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

the brutalist trailer came on before queer and my friend said "i thought it was going to say the bruh" so i had to turn this into reality

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

i hate clicking the wrong app icon on my macbook dock bc it starts jumping up and down all excited not knowing i'm about to abort it in 3 seconds

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

someone i know got told to try the nyt mini and after it took him 2 minutes to do he said "i hate word games, i would rather just read an article" and i haven't stopped thinking about that

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Tom Cruise has helped to design a popcorn bucket

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Indigo De Sousaphone

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw wicked . why are they so mean to alphabet :(

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

the westminster dog show is insane. they just awarded best hound to a dog named "the zit"

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

been workshopping some tinder opening lines lmk if you have any suggestions :) • “do you like videos” • “are you a construction worker?” • “Hahahaha” • “what’s the procedure to roam with you” • “can I use your printer” • “Hey Carly! What’s your favorite thing to do in the bathroom?”

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

Emilia in Perez

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

time is cyclical

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

furry willow smith be like i whip my tail back and forth

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

bluesky

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Martin Tall

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

oh i get it it's because it happened on september 11th

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

whens the election

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

WOAH! Cool hack on bluesky! If you click "like" on this post, you instantly shit your pants! Go ahead, give it a try :)

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

rfk jr is gonna make kindergarteners take the substance

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

when does the discover page stop being neolibs posting in complete sentences

submitted 100 days ago • 2 comments

OMG! Guys, what if Trump appointed Haliey Welch to the Department of Spittin' on That Thang 😂 Just a funny little joke I came up with

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

anyone know where I can find "hamburgers"

submitted 100 days ago • 4 comments

me running into my friend biscus: hibiscus

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Bob of Ghanoush

submitted 101 days ago • 10 comments

J.D. Vance Joy

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this is my voice one weekend as a 28 year old in chicago

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

the rat by the walkmen

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ben franklin invented the podcast

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

97 year old hector still farms a 13 minute gleipnir on weaver the old fashioned way

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

god i can't wait for elon to buy this one too

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment