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I make funny songs (parodies, originals, and covers) from imaginary musical acts. Synthetic music, real lyrics: https://linktr.ee/terriblebandnames Other interests: film (intl., horror, HK, cult), comics, art, action figures.
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With everything going on these days, I'm grateful I can still find solace in music. #MusicSky #AmonAmarth #DeathMetal 🎵 The Danish king was captured Most of his guards were dead For a ransom he was released Then his people took his head

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It only took a few changes to turn Sam Cooke's "Twistin' the Night Away" into a would-be gay anthem. This #songparody has a melancholy vibe that I thought was fitting for its tragic era. Sadly I didn't think to post this on the recent anniversary of the release of the movie Cruising (1980).

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"Splish Splash, I Was Gettin' Some Ass," the Bobby Darin-inspired #noveltysong by The Monorchids, was reportedly the most banned record of 1964. It's an oddball song for sure. #MusicSky #Music #1960s #1960sMusic #GarageRock #SongParody #Comedy #Humor

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I just rewatched They Live (John Carpenter, 1988) for the first time in years, and this part hit harder than ever. #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies #Films

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According to Clearsky, I'm only being blocked by 11 accounts. Those are rookie numbers! So to pump up my numbers, here's my latest NSFW song. It's a parody of "Stuck in the Middle With You," but it's about a 1970s orgy. I'm actually quite pleased with how it turned out. Earworm warning?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

The Punisher: The End (2004) by Ennis, Corben, et al. The Punisher survives a nuclear war and then hunts its instigators. "Once upon a time there was a bunch of evil fucks." "Hardly anyone knew, because they were so good at keeping it quiet, but these particular evil fucks owned the world."

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Try to keep your head above the lake of liquid waste that's all around us now. There's a lot more diarrhea in that hose.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Reposting for Holocaust Remembrance Day.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

"It was a madness... a wave that swept through your homeland like a plague... a tidal wave of frenzied hate-fears and blood-letting and exploding violence..." A page from "Master Race," Bernard Krigstein's masterpiece published by EC Comics in 1955 (words by Al Feldstein).

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Say what you will about J. Jonah Jameson, but he had more courage in 1986 than almost all of the big newspapers in 2025. Page originally from Daredevil #230 (Marvel Comics, May 1986) by Miller, Mazzucchelli, et al.

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Originally published in Daredevil (Vol. 1) #230 (Marvel Comics, 1986) by Miller, Mazzucchelli, et al. "Everything else in my life is gone, except the lesson I learned from my father. Never give up. Never."

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This came to mind today from Amazing Spider-Man (Vol. 2) #36 -- the "9/11 issue" -- by Straczynski, Romita Jr., et al. "He's the only one who could know. Because he's been here before. I wish I had not lived to see this once. I can't imagine what it is to see this twice. I just can't imagine."

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You know who would have been in a shambles over the upcoming rise in egg prices? Ernie Bushmiller! That rascal sure loved putting egg-based jokes in Nancy. In this thread I will post a few of them.

submitted 37 days ago • 7 comments

I wrote a little song to capture my apprehension about what lies ahead of us. It's called "Let's Have a Little Drink from the Diarrhea Hose." I hope you'll check it out.

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"Fortunate Buns" took a defiant stance against unrealistic beauty standards. It was daring for 1970. 🎵 Some folks are born with a perfect ass Ooh, they got that glute voodoo And when the band makes 'em wanna shake that thang Ooh, they point their buttocks at you, yeah

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments