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I make funny songs (parodies, originals, and covers) from imaginary musical acts. Synthetic music, real lyrics: https://linktr.ee/terriblebandnames
Other interests: film (intl., horror, HK, cult), comics, art, action figures.
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Nancy actually likes it when there's a new pharmacist. They don't always know of the five-day waiting period on selling toothpaste to her. She's a menace.
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People forget about the crime wave of banana-related graffiti that swept America in the 40s and 50s.
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This was close to being one of the "Biblically accurate Nancy/Sluggo" gags.
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Pancake time is always an adventure at Nancy's.
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Sic semper tyrannis
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Years ago there was a creep who was big in the "manosphere" who proposed a "thought experiment" about rape being legal. Until recently it would have seemed ridiculous to suggest that this idea could ever gain traction. I fear we'll see this idea start bubbling up from the swamps of extremism now.
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He's on Bluesky!
bsky.app/profile/jame...
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Nancy invented Keep on Truckin'
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Ice cream is a fickle mistress.
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"They pushed the planet's luck too far."
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"And they made the world a terrible and cruel place. They ran the great industries that poisoned the air. Their businesses turned whole countries into slaves.... They got away with it by being expert salesmen.... They made puppets out of Presidents and started wars for profit. And so one day --"
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Nancy's dream to be tall would eventually lead her to choose her fursona.
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I'm glad Bushmiller clarified that those are heat lines and not odor lines.
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Live by the water pistol, die by the water pistol.
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You can read the whole story here: spaceintext.wordpress.com/2010/08/12/m...
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Nancy's bubble hair keeps growing! Will it engulf the whole city?
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I don't know if that garment has a name, but I'm going to call it a Canadian kimono.
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I forgot to add that the "never surrender" mugshot figures were sold through the official Black Major account on eBay. I used to order a lot from him on eBay before I started getting in on his Instagram deals.
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He's been selling the "never surrender" one for several months. The great irony -- that I'm sure is lost on him -- is that the guy's mug shot was taken after he literally surrendered to authorities.
I think I'm done as well. I have too many of his figures already, and ordering through IG is weird.
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Nice. Custom soft goods? I'm not up on all the latest Horsemen releases.
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Yep.
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I was trying to think of a Cybertruck nickname that ties into the failed Edsel. Chudsel? I don't know.
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Instantly recognizable as Krigstein even before I zoomed in and saw the signature. One of my favorite illustrators from that era.
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Before I zoomed in, I thought it looked like Pac-Man was regurgitating nuts into Sluggo's mouth as if he were a baby bird.