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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ace, sex positive, almost done with post-bacc certificate in accounting, crochet, birds, cats, & my new thing: 🏒HOCKEY! Let’s go Kraken! 🐙 ⚓️🩵 Occasional NSFW reposts. You are warned
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With the lineups set for tonight, #SeaKraken  have four players who’ve played in every game (aka Ironmen): Jared McCann (1st of his career) Matt Beniers (1st of his career) Jamie Oleksiak (2nd and 2nd in a row) Adam Larsson (5th: 3rd w/SEA, 1 with EDM / 1 with NJD)

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We miss you already, KHN! 😭🩵

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Jon Bon Forsi- that’s Carrot Hockey, Baby!

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The final few seconds of our last Kraken Hockey Network broadcast of the season were sure exciting! If you have been following along this season... Thank you. Looking forward next year already! #SEAKraken #ThatsKrakenHockeyBaby

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Peacock parking

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Fie nay prithee John! Do not quarrel man. Let’s be merry and drink a bout. You’re a rogue. You cheated me. I’ll prove before this company. I caren’t a farthing, sir, for all you are so stout!

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@2-much-man.bsky.social the soda purchase in the newest podcast was accompanied by TNT playing in the background. I will forever associate this song as the goal song for the @pdxwinterhawks.bsky.social Let’s go Hawks! Enjoying the episode. Also not a soda drinker 😂

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I like that I occasionally start singing popular tunes from hundreds of years ago. It’s kind of amazing they survive. The keeper did a-hunting go and under his cloak he carried a bow all for to shoot a merry little doe among the leaves all green-o

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They must make plush, stuffed cuddly goalie dolls to cuddle with

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

this close to another puck drop 😬

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Short-handed. Five-hole. That’s our captain!! #WHLPlayoffs | #FeedingTheFuture

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The new administration has done a lot of damage to our country. But people are pushing back as we become the OPPOSITION PARTY. So, what’s working and what’s not? The On Guard crew has a lively discussion to inspire our audience to get engaged to save our democracy. youtu.be/QqomEG8vacE at NOON pst

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Fist numb equivalent followed by unison goalie relaxed fold over (I’m sure that stance has a name)

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J’Ovi Daccord. 🔥 (🎥: IG/jdac35)

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*and stretchhhhhhh* good morning ☺️👋

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Dear YouTube. We see you. YouTube just removes “gender ideology” from hate speech policy! Pride month is about to be very exciting 😥 www.usermag.co/p/youtube-re...

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Eyssi! Such a nice goal. He’s such a firebug 😂 (per Linda Cohn. Got a huge kick out of that)

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Ahhhhh haha Schwartzy

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Jaden Schwartz is known for crackin’ jokes - or did Piper mean he’s know for Kraken jokes? 😂

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Trying to turn my neighbor’s cat into a #seakraken fan part 5: feeding him ‘nip and showing him Mikey Eyssimont, who I just learned is a cat lover.

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Trying to turn my neighbor’s cat into a #seakraken fan part 4: cats like fish yeeting also salmon soup

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It's been brought to my attention that today is National Flower Day 🌸 #flower #mercithankyou

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Trying to turn my neighbor’s cat into a #seakraken fan part 3: give a cat a Catton

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don't forget to hug your goalie before you say goodnight 😘

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to turn my neighbor’s cat into a #seakraken fan part 2: show him the Big Cat This will work. I know it

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Always love the love your goalie line

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“Sometimes the puck just hits you” 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

OMG Gruuuuuuuuu! What a fantastic game!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to turn my neighbor’s cat into a #seakraken fan

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I’M GOING TO SEE THIS IRL IN A COUPLE WEEKS!!! pretty much from this view too! Only CLOSER! Wooooooooooooo

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