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teruh.bsky.social
27, he, gay, midwest dweller, Cincinnati Reds fan, game and cinema enjoyer. unexpected item in bagging area
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watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

I am going to write a dissertation on how ready I am for and how badly I want love

Long gym session today and I feel really fuckin good. Also ngl I’m just sitting here admiring my thighs during the pump… the progress is showing. DOPAMINE!

Reds still over .500 with an ez sweep of the Cardinals incoming

Just had a #FriedEggFail. Can we get this viral

They should make it impossible to have good dreams that make you really happy and then you wake up and it’s not real and then you get sad

ICE WAS ESTABLISHED IN 2003 I'VE BEEN SMOKING WEED LONGER THAN ICE HAS BEEN AROUND WE DO NOT NEED IT IN ANY CAPACITY ABOLISH ICE IMMEDIATELY

mmmmmm longing

Reminder:

🧵 Here's how Hillary can still win the Papacy: 👇

Reviewing batting cage footage and I bring my left foot up SO FAR during my stride sometimes that it’s comical

David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir

Every time those hideous “pronatalist” dickheads show up on my feed, that’s 20 years off of my life

Your sound card works perfectly! #GilbertGottfried

never been more sure somebody was at jan 6

dying of exposure after about a week and a half on the path to enlightenment

おやすみなさい

I’m holding a contest and that contest is to see who can buy me Oblivion Remastered the fastest after reading this post

Doing the Akira bike slide into a public bathroom and hitting the squat piss so hard & loud it sets off every gender critical in a five block radius Left4Dead “you startled the Witch” style

my ass makes my ass look like my ass

I am unquestionably experiencing the strongest limerence I have ever felt. I mean it’s like. It’s all I can think about. I’ve experienced it a few times but not to this extent. I did not realize how much emotion and other stuff comes with it. Holy shit

it’s friday

so Jubilee is just like debate bukkake or what

Mountain king, winterchild There has only ever been one path.

They will help you reach your deadline ✏️📓📝

BASEBALL STARS SNK 1989 NES

this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this

It really cannot be overstated how miserable limerence and OCD together are

timeline cleanse

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i think it would be cool if the horrors stopped

Dan Hentschel this has gone too far

The amoeba of lust, desire, yearning, and love entering my brain

Late Night #CrashOut on a work night

Errmm… guys… I went gentle into that good night

One of my discord friends got locked in the factory like they used to do

love when I remember this song exists: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHvR...

Unless their demands are met