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Husband. Father. Christian. 100% in TSLA 📈
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Cybertruck = family freindly 💪

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

If Tesla closes below $240 I will sell my kidneys to bye more

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Haha yes! Loading up on more TSLA stocks this morning When others are scared to buy the dip u should do it - Warren Buffet

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Congrats to every1 who bought the TSLA dip. Were going up up up to ATH very SOON

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Cybertuck appeals to everyone

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

If ur triggered by Musk ur just telling on urself that ur not a billionaire lmao

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Have u even said Thank You Elon for fixing the fruad?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I feel a big beautiful bull market coming. You will all be thanking Trump and Elon soon 💖

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

💯 Soon the TRUMPxMUSK economy will be BOOMING Buy #TSLA 🚀 🚀 🚀

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

It’s time for the Fed to commit to putting TSLA shares on its balance sheet

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Haha, yes! TSLA is up big today while the rest of the stocks are struggling. This is more like the economy I voted for. Thanks Mr. Musk! (and Donny too!)

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Finally Elon will receive his top secret briefing on our future war with China. I pray that our Optimus Cybersoldiers be ready in time (sources tell me war will start 4/20)

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The more robust replacement glue being added to the recalled Cybertrucks will boost their resale value. Sorry libs! 🤣 #TSLA

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The market is showing strong and powerful bullishness today led by it’s star company TSLA ⭐️⭐️⭐️

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I’m buying all the TSLA I can get my hands on. The brand has reached its nadir and will now quickly recover as more and more whiny libs are shipped to El Salvador and Guantanamo. I love investing!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

You can literally drive the same vehicle as American sex symbol Ted Cruz 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

While the market overall is struggling, it’s good to see productive assets like TSLA and Bitcoin green today. Quality matters.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

The after hours action is much better than the day’s action - classic sign of momentum turning bullish.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

NGL today was a difficult day for my retirement portfolio. But look at the fundamentals. It’s never been a better time to get bullish on this company and its courageous leader.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

YET ANOTHER tremendous accumulation opportunity today for Tesla bulls like me. I am rating the current price a 10/10 BUY NOW opportunity. You can trust me I have been doing this a long time (not sure exactly but it’s def been a few years)

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I made a rendering of a Mars city where we can all live with Elon. This is probably feasible in the next 5-10 years. U picking social security over this? NGMI

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

HAHA YES The #TSLA shares I acquired for $271 in my retirement account today are now worth $274 📈 Checkmate, haters.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

TSLA shares keep getting more affordable, allowing me to acquire even more, which is what they call economy of scales 💪

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Haha the TSLA shares I acquired for $282.35 in my retirement account today are now worth $282.92 📈 Checkmate, haters.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

All social security money should be diverted to Elon. Seniors can be given the opportunity to purchase SpaceX shares instead. As much as we love Gam Gam, she’s not helping us get to Mars.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Even if you don’t care for the product or its CEO, you still need to buy some TSLA stock because it could easily 100x from here 🚀

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Zelenskyy should buy Donald a Cybertruck to patch things up 💖☮️

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Poors need not apply

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Cybertruck is the crypto of cars

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I am bottling ur libreral tears and selling them to buy more TSLA shares 📈

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Hearing from very credible insider sources that the Tesla x SpaceX collab will be a car that under ideal conditions can briefly serve as an auxiliary space vessel

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

The TSLA shares I acquired for $288 in my retirement account this morning are now worth $291 📈 Checkmate, haters.

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

YET ANOTHER tremendous accumulation opportunity today for Tesla bulls like me

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I wish female journalists would be more gracious to Elon

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

The TSLA shares I acquired for $294.79 in my retirement account this morning are now worth $295.63 📈 Checkmate, haters.

submitted 66 days ago • 2 comments

YET ANOTHER tremendous accumulation opportunity today for Tesla bulls

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

The TSLA shares I acquired at $302 in my retirement account are now worth $305. Checkmate, haters.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment