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tess.bsky.social
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feels good to go back to the reddit posts you were searching through a few hours ago and drop "well, there really wasn't a way to do it before, so I had to write a script for it. link!".

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

on my arch install I just discovered the binary /use/bin/saytime, which makes the computer speak in a robotic, possibly Irish accent the current time, except it's both an approximation and incorrect

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

The goal isn’t to build a beautiful system. The goal is to build something useful. Some people in rare moments do both, but that’s a short lived accident which will be fixed in the v2

submitted 14 days ago • 29 comments

some of y'all's relationship with donald trump

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

bold to name them "The White House" and "The Pentagon". names which should be nowhere near specific enough to hold meaning without context. and yet...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

the computer should be allowed to get up and walk around, to help it think. like a roomba but for general purpose computation.

submitted 17 days ago • 24 comments

guess I'm back. y'all might like this loginasroot.net/computer_sho...

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

if you let seeing the word "obviously" next to something that isn't obvious to you deal you psychic damage you're ngmi

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I don't prefer bluesky over twitter right now because they are both effectively equally centralized in the main ways I care about. they both hold unilateral control over who I can interact with, and if I can be seen by the people choosing to interact with me. neither has any plans to change this.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

I love watching a video essay about a game I've already watched a video essay about. it's almost like watching a video essay about a game I've actually played

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

DeFi bros shifting uncomfortably in their seats

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

other girls: me & my tulpas work together, specializing in different areas and skills and distributing work where its most efficient me, to the tulpa ive never let front: I'm buying an absolutely ridiculous dress, & you only get to front if you wear it. oh you hate this one? neat :3

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

getting shot down is probably the sluttiest thing a mech pilot can do like you're immobile and bleeding out AND filled with new fun holes what am i supposed to do, take you captive and NOT fuck you?

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

bluesky shouldn't be banning people at the appview level at all, much less for general opinions people don't like. a platform where you're not allowed to be transphobic, in the abstract, is a platform that will eventually turn on us all.

submitted 121 days ago • 3 comments

*log onto twitter* > they're canceling the assassin for being an assassin *log onto bluesky* > they're canceling the assassin for being a tech bro > and politically moderate > and middle class

submitted 124 days ago • 7 comments

sovereign citizens are cool because every aspect of what they believe is either exactly correct or exactly incorrect

submitted 125 days ago • 2 comments