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In a world where SNL still had guts, they would do a skit where Batman is trying to capture the CEO shooter and Robin and Alfred are trying to talk him out of it.

submitted 80 days ago • 4 comments

Yeah, Georgia is ruining Chalamet

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

You're not gonna beat Georgia in OT in a postseason game with your backup QB.

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

What's the record for most OTs played in the span of 8 days?

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

The Chalamecta lives!

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out that in real life I root for the Batman villains

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

MSNBC is reporting that the backpack that the Midtown shooter ditched in Central Park was full of Monopoly money

submitted 80 days ago • 291 comments

The most fun subplot of this whole thing is everyone learning how absolutely ineffective the NYPD really is.

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

Yeah making fun of Sark's very public struggle with alcohol makes you a shitty person

submitted 80 days ago • 4 comments

There are gonna be some taeks next week if any of these injuries are serious

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

We have a suspect but he lives in Canada so you don't know him

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Penalties for different numbers of yards shouldn't offset

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

ok cool hook em

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Scratch all the other things I was rooting for. I need Timothee to go perfect.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know if he's a CFB fan but if he is, he's a hardcore fan of some team like Central Michigan or San Jose State.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Stop it Kumail. We've all seen you shirtless. You haven't eaten a carb since Silicon Valley.

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

🧠🧠🧠🧠

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Follow up question to Scottie Pippen. Let's say you put Elon on the 96 Bulls, with the requirement that he had to play 20 minutes/game. He can play any place in the lineup, and replace any actual roster member. Do they still make the playoffs?

submitted 81 days ago • 4 comments