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The Daves I Know Bigwig, #GoalkeepersUnion, #YNWA, FC Sankt Pauli, Sickos FC, Wonderwall Veep, cat daddy & human daddy. @BlackHartSTP Killer of Kegs. Depressed Twins fans since '86. Skeets are mostly soccer, cinema, and shit talking.
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My thoughts on Gressel to the Loons: It's good, but listen for a bit more context.

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First day of baseball practice

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Let's have a conversation about an actual War on Christmas!

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It's great that someone finally put together a visual for the Thigh High Brigade. A neutral American soccer SG

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The greatest tradition in sports, cucking your opponents before the match!

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Loons, 40 passes in the first 20 minutes...laying the trap. Then string 8 passes together and then 5 hole the keeper

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I feel like there is more here, here, at least more than Fred's sharing

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Someone shouldn't tell @gregcote.bsky.social that Joe Mauer just got a statue at Target Field

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New @mnrevontulet.bsky.social shirt day! @oliveandyork.com @mnaurorafc.bsky.social

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Someone, @andygreder.bsky.social or @jonmarthaler.com needs to let Gressel know about the TC German Immersion School!

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Well and truly offside

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Well, 1.5 out of 3 ain't bad

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Watching Arsenal creep towards the title like...

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You want proof God doesn't exist? This guy went to a funeral for a holy guy and the church didn't cave into (your so called) hell.

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Crochety old guy who got fired and kinda sucks at his job now, yells at clouds www.nytimes.com/athletic/630...

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You have one job, College of Cardinals, one fucking job... elect Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa you fucking cowards! www.sportsbookreview.com/picks/novelt...

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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

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ah, the uk media dance where the comments on this article are turned off, everyone knows why they're turned off, but no one's allowed to say anything.

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Just another reason why cats are awesome, www.upworthy.com/cats-butthol...

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CAN YOU MOVE FROM THE BIG SHINY LOON TO THE ENTRY GATE IN LIKE A LOUD WAY? THEN WE HAVE GOT TO HANG OUT ON SUNDAY

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We are on the march! @mndarkclouds.bsky.social, @truenorthelite.bsky.social, and @redloons.bsky.social are joining up at the big loon at 12:45pm to get LOUD before the @mnufc.com match against Vancouver. Show up, waive a flag, get hyped, then bring that energy to the stands!

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ON SUNDAY, WE MARCH🔥 Join the MNUFC Supporters Groups on Sunday April 27th; 11am - TNE Prematch at @midwaysaloon 12:45pm - meet SGs at the Loon statue 1pm March No March experience necessary, all are welcome! Only requirement is that you bring the noise😈 Kickoff vs Vancouver at 2pm! #LFGTNE

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We're all trying to find the guy who did this #ITYSL

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Counterpoint: Fuck the Police, Fuck the Patriarchy, and Daddy Warbucks fucks

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It's almost if, you prioritize pedestrians, bikes, and public transit over cars, people's lives improve.

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