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phuboad three days in a row ........ what are they cooking

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the way my cats somehow manage to take up 80% of my bed and forcing me to curl up like a shrimp in a tiny corner .......... how to they do that ......... why do they do that ........

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I feel so normal about that photo of phil half in (out of?) his aziraphale costume ....... welcome back slutty dailybooth phil I guess

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

lesbianism is a spectrum

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

ALSO for the aziracrow phannie lovers I got this signed by dan and phil hehe

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

HELLO PHANNIESKY I FORGOT ABOUT U A BIT

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

dan and phil on the golden circle tour !!

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

tit era isn't over until I see the phantwerp crowd pic btw <3 (dan literally told us that just bc he takes a pic doesn't mean he's gonna post it but I will hold out hope I will see that pic one day)

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

first tit show vs second to last tit show :(

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

dan and phil I'm sorry for showing up at your final show in yoga pants I just could not bring myself to turn looks today

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

update for phanniesky I can confirm dan and phil have landed safely in reykjavik bc they were in fact on my flight

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

in like 9 hours I'm gonna be on a plane to iceland to see dnp again ....... dnp are very very likely almost certainly gonna be on that same plane .......

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

tit update it's even gayer than I remember

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

never kill yourself !!!!!!

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

LETS FUCKCINH GOOOOO

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submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

meeting dnp today ........ guys . GUYS !!!!

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

not even 5 minutes into the dan and phil section of the livestream and we're already talking about alien mpreg ....... ok

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I desperately wonder if theres anyone who's being introduced to dnp through the sims livestream rn

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

oomfies can any of u tell me what the fit of the tit hoodie is like ?? esp the neckline bc I kinda wanna buy it tomorrow but I get SUCH bad sensory issues from clothes that don't have enough neck room

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

it was SOOO good insane what a performance this cast managed to put on with the bare minimum in terms of staging, props, and costumes !!!!!!!!!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

macbeth time soon yippieeeeeee

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

ga m'n kinderen vertellen dat dit k3 is

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

this is gonna be the year I stop letting the free weight section of the gym intimidate me and I start lifting and getting really buff and sexy MARK MY WORDS

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

funny how incredibly unprepared I feel anyways if anyone has ideas for stuff I could get dnp to sign (not photocards I did that last time I want smth else) please let me know

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

meeting dnp and going to iceland this week ......... woah

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

hyperfixating on video game lore without ever playing said game is so hard to explain to people, bc they'll be like 'oh u must play a lot of CoD!' no I don't I just came across soapghost yaoi one day and decided I needed some background information to know what I was reading about

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I want to be a fly on the wall during a conversation between phil and pj so bad, bc the innuendos phil drops on youtube and the innuendos pj drops in their twitch streams ..... ik their conversations must be diabolical

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

happy birthday peggletwink9 I love u I can't wait to meet u next week

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I could fix that ......

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

been meaning to get up and go shower for like 20 minutes but my knee has just completely locked and I cannot straighten my leg for the life of me

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I'm so glad I was a kpoppie during the hiatus bc I feel like watching bts poke each other's bootyholes and whatnot all the time really helps me deal with whatever freak shit dan and phil are on nowadays

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

DAN AND PHIL HONORARY NEDERLANDERS EXACTLYYYYY 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

the teacup scene from uptown girls (2003) might've had its tiktok moment but real intellectuals (me) know the best and most touching scene in the movie is actually ray's ballet recital at the very end

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

if you see this, post something green (little guy I saw a while ago 🦔)

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments