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Each time the NCAA women’s basketball committee has done a bracket reveal this month, one of the 1-seeds has caught a massive L within a couple hours. Hannah Hidalgo sucked tonight for Notre Dame. Love when bad things happen to bad people.

I swear, if I’m ever in earshot of anyone saying Diana Taurasi “is the OG (Caitlin) Clark” I’m gonna need to be held back like DT seeing Tennessee orange. Have some fucking respect.

The only thing dumber than some airhead jackass at Barstool asking this question was someone feeling the need to post about it on Awful Announcing.

Fuck the Big East. Fuck Val Ackerman.

I want UConn out of the Big East so bad. Liam McNeeley gets pulverized at the rim (again, like against Seton Hall), and all these commentators want to talk about is the great no-call? To Val and her pal Rick, maybe. This is bullshit.

I want to launch myself off my deck right now.

It’s the 12th minute and I’m ready to be fully radicalized by this Orlando City team.

Proving me wrong so far, Marco Pasalic! What a start, Orlando City!

One time, I drove to Montreal for an Orlando City match. We lost 3-0. Sacha Kljestan apologized to the 30 or so of us who waited for the team after for the “unacceptable” run of form (this game got Jason Kreis sacked). I await a bigger apology at the end of this season.

Oh my goodness. So scary to read this but so glad Tony is expected to be OK.

I, unfortunately, am also a Marco Pasalic skeptic. Hope I’m wrong, but even if I’m not, Tincho Ojeda and Ramiro Enrique could be in for big seasons, I like the Eddy Atuesta addition with Wilder Cartagena out, and I think we’re going to be right in the thick of the Eastern chase again. Vamos Orlando!

Robin Jansson went from being a horseshoe factory worker playing part-time in the Swedish third-division to being an all-timer at Orlando City in a relatively short amount of time, and I never want to lose sight of that.

Time for UConn women’s basketball in a high school cafeteria. The Big East is so painfully unserious.

Again, college basketball referees are a plague, and every one of you who has something to say about Dan Hurley’s behavior can fuck all the way off.

On Jan. 27, I wrote in a group chat, “I need someone to explain to me like I’m 5 why I should be scared of South Carolina.”

UConn has 3 of the top 7 home court win streaks in women’s basketball history. The other 4 streaks in that top 7? UConn ended them.

You all doubted the UConn women’s basketball team. You all thought they had no chance today. Fucking idiots.

Dawn Staley’s face is my life force right now

If the leaders of the Pac-12 had any spine, they’d be on the phone with UConn every minute of every day.

This is an impossible game but 🖤 Reputation 🤎 evermore 🩵 1989

Dan Hurley is, has been and will continue to be the best coach in men’s college basketball, and you can look at Dan’s page on this shriveled thumb’s own website for evidence of that.

Liam gets hacked going to the bucket. No foul. Solo fouled on the turnover. No call. Seton Hall travels and scores. Val gets what she wants. Big East gets what they want. Get us out of this bullshit league of Catholic losers.

No, the officiating did.

Solo Ball got fucking fouled. Fuck all of this.

Referees will watch UConn players get hacked to bits, but Dan Hurley is the problem with the sport, right?

The Sickos people are Pitt kids and would chop off all their limbs to have Hurley, the best coach in the sport, over what they ended up with. Never forget that.

College basketball referees are an absolute fucking disgrace.

Lol get fucked, Creighton! Get fucked, Big East!

GET FUCKED, BIG EAST! We’ll try to win this one 5 on 8!

This is FUCKING INSANE

I’d fully support Dan going full psycho right now, because this is an absolute crime scene. If we’re in the Big East in two years I will be enraged.

UConn has to get out of this conference.

Dan Hurley was always right about officiating and fuck you if you say otherwise.

UConn player blows air on a Creighton player: review for a flagrant. Ryan Kalkbrenner annihilates Liam McNeeley: Creighton ball.

Get UConn out of the Big East. I’m done. This is disgraceful targeting of a program.

Another UConn game, another reminder that officiating in college basketball is an absolute crisis.

The new, way-too-online WBB fan is kind of like a Trump supporter. They’ll get really angry about something they don’t understand (NET), someone will explain to them how it works, then they get angrier because the formula doesn’t confirm their bias, so they lash out at the person who tried to help.

Your regularly-scheduled reminder we absolutely do not need an award named after Karl Malone.