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Wasn’t worried. Not at all. Me? You kidding?

I’m going to be transparent about this: I would do a lot of things: hunger strike, light myself on fire, commit crimes, etc. to get Bennett Stirtz into a UConn jersey for next season.

If the USMNT loses a CONCACAF semifinal in Vegas but there’s no one there because it’s the first day of March Madness, does it really even matter?

Barring any injury updates, my bracket is done. Posting this to stop myself from tinkering anymore. Locking it in.

One region in and this bracket is so fucking stupid. UNC in? Louisville an 8? Oh well, the UC San Diego vs. Yale second-round game is going to be ELECTRIC!

Hey, @evanweston.bsky.social, they didn’t lose!

Haven’t seen someone from Creighton do something so pathetic since they assaulted police officers at the U.S. Capitol.

Dan Hurley has always been right about the referees, you fucking assholes.

Once more as we gather today, to tell the rest of the Big East to shove it up their collective ass.

Dunk on Val’s head, king.

Marquette players slip and fouls are called on UConn. Solo Ball gets tripped, is hurt, and fucking crickets.

The Big East can get so insanely fucked. They don’t deserve for us to be good enough to leech off of. Fuck Val and all these private schools.

Dan Hurley has always been right about referees, you fucking assholes.

Just gonna mess around and win the league again!

I love when these fucking idiot Republicans hoot and holler when President Dickhead says they’re ending DEI because you should be hired for jobs on skill and merit, which is literally the entire fucking point, you racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic pieces of shit.

Me when the USMNT gathers with Panama, Canada and Mexico for the Nations League finals in two weeks.

Just stating the obvious, but the President using the phrase “illegal protests” is at best a violation of their oath of office.

Here’s a fun stat UConn women’s basketball fans might enjoy. Other teams’ fans less so. Team’s leaders in win shares per 40 minutes: 1. Paige Bueckers, 0.428 2. Sarah Strong, 0.419 3. AUBREY GRIFFIN, 0.378 4. Azzi Fudd, 0.274 Notre Dame and USC might hate seeing us come back around with all four.

I cannot emphasize this enough in the midst of the United States’ spiral into pure evil: Tommy Tuberville got his ass handed to him by Bob Diaco.

Party time!

I’ve seen so many Huskies of Honor ceremonies. Being right there for this one was so special.

When my wife and I got to our new seats at Gampel Pavilion for the first game back in November I was like, “That’s cool, we’re right where Paige Bueckers’ Huskies of Honor sign is going to be later this season.” Couple more hours until UConn adds another name to the wall.

“Dan Hurley’s a scumbag.” Dan Hurley just made sure two Providence senior walk-ons got into the game with 45 seconds left, and they both scored.

A league of Catholic freaks where the officiating is stunningly lopsided against the one public school, which also happens to be the biggest moneymaker for the league. Fuck off. Let’s go play some of the Midwest freaks instead.

Fuck the Big East.

Each time the NCAA women’s basketball committee has done a bracket reveal this month, one of the 1-seeds has caught a massive L within a couple hours. Hannah Hidalgo sucked tonight for Notre Dame. Love when bad things happen to bad people.

I swear, if I’m ever in earshot of anyone saying Diana Taurasi “is the OG (Caitlin) Clark” I’m gonna need to be held back like DT seeing Tennessee orange. Have some fucking respect.

The only thing dumber than some airhead jackass at Barstool asking this question was someone feeling the need to post about it on Awful Announcing.

Fuck the Big East. Fuck Val Ackerman.

I want UConn out of the Big East so bad. Liam McNeeley gets pulverized at the rim (again, like against Seton Hall), and all these commentators want to talk about is the great no-call? To Val and her pal Rick, maybe. This is bullshit.

I want to launch myself off my deck right now.

It’s the 12th minute and I’m ready to be fully radicalized by this Orlando City team.

Proving me wrong so far, Marco Pasalic! What a start, Orlando City!

One time, I drove to Montreal for an Orlando City match. We lost 3-0. Sacha Kljestan apologized to the 30 or so of us who waited for the team after for the “unacceptable” run of form (this game got Jason Kreis sacked). I await a bigger apology at the end of this season.

Oh my goodness. So scary to read this but so glad Tony is expected to be OK.