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th0masthesalad.bsky.social
I say silly things online to balance out the politics Go drink water.
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Don't argue with stupid people. They don't give enough XP.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Here me out, @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

There should be some form of punishment for those who put raisins and chocolate chips in the same cookie.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It's cold outside. I work outside. Life is pain. Stay warm, drink warm water.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Can we make Labor Day into Labor Week? That'd be fun.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

So today is President's Day here in the USA. However, I don't get the day off, so I kinda don't care. Anyone like #Crumbl cookies?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Using #hashtags is a thing. I guess it attracts more people. #so #I'll #be #writing #like #this #from #now #on #go #drink #water

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If scrolling through BlueSky has shown me anything, it's that I was the only one who wasn't paying attention to the #halftime show. Also, who's Kendrick Lamar? Like, apparently, he won a bunch of Grammys. Good on him, but I still don't know who he is. #DrinkWater

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I found this at #Sweetwater. This is my dream guitar. Go drink water.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

President Trump should rename Arkansas. It sounds too much like Kansas. Further, Arkansas should be renamed Dollar General and all Dollar General stores should be banished to the new state of Dollar General. Frankly, I'd vote for anyone who'd do that. @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social Your move.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

So can I really just hop on here and say random stuff? Neat. I'll only post here when I want dopamine. Your job is to provide me dopamine by leaving random comments. As this is a symbiotic relationship, I'll do the same for you. We give each other dopamine. Anyways, Gangnam style, amirite?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments