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“Force” femme? 🤔

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"Visibility" but only through a glass screen with a caricature painted on it

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Career seminar guy: Make yourself more approachable by offering details about your personal life Me, with a personal life anywhere from "Hot button political issue" to "inappropriate workplace subject": No.

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Let the dolls run the market and we'll make all the hurting stop

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You really can't threaten bottoms with violence because they enjoy all that shit. All you're doing is getting them more riled up. 🤨

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Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming? Both. It's both.

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She's a 10, but she doesn't curse. So when she's angry, she screams things like, "Oh sneezeweasels!"

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Power Word: Tits

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Mad Scientist: "Now that you're awake, you'll find that I've implanted a microchip in your brain." Transfemme Patient: "What does it do?" Mad Scientist: "It forces your body to drink enough water each day and get eight hours of sleep at night." Transfemme Patient: "YOU MONSTER."

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Story about a puppygirl who becomes a Seeing Eye Dog for a wealthy mistress.

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Autistic life is being accused of lacking empathy by someone who just told you to “get over it” for the forth time. And yet we get told we're "not the normal ones" NT's get away with so much more than we do. We do wrong in their eyes is nothing when they do it.

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So many autistic people have said something along the lines of "i just want to know what the rules are" and I finally figured it out Rule 1. You must pretend to know what the rules are Rule 2. You never confront someone about what the rules are

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Name a more iconic pairing than a grumpy goth witch and her plucky girlfriend who happily participates in whatever ritual she's commanded to.

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Find someone who looks at you the way transfemmes stare at jars of pickles.

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need someone to bend me over....... and work out some of these knots in my back please

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Life’s too short, girls. Pin her arms up against the wall and kiss her (with consent).

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hi, cis folks! so, when they release the US cass review that makes the cass review look like a trans liberation manifesto, i think you should • ask who’s making the case against transition • answer whether they have trans people’s best interest at heart • listen to actual trans people instead 🧵

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Basically how my egg cracked honestly

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The problem isn't that I'm gay. It's that I'm SO gay that my flaming homosexuality can only be measured in Kelvin.

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Hey leftists who've forgotten about Covid, you may want to start masking again considering RFK has cut staff who monitor for infectious disease outbreaks

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Infinite tariffs for me

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They made us pledge allegiance "with liberty and justice for all" and then get mad when we want liberty and justice for all?

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You know what rules? Having something on your schedule that you don’t want to do, that is stressing you out, and just going “I’d rather not” and not doing it. I’m embracing the “I’d rather not” lifestyle.

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This is why I still have social media. Where else would I find stuff like this, if not the internet?

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"You have to throw trans people under the bus to win elections as a Democrat, trans political ads work, the public is reacting to trans people poorly" Meanwhile in Wisconsin after tens of millions in anti-trans ads against WI-SC candidate who did not flinch:

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1. On Tuesday, voters rejected anti-trans ads, Elon Musk by electing Susan Crawford to the Wisconsin Supreme Court. It was supposed to be close. She won by 10 points. Dems do NOT need to throw trans people under the bus to win. The latest from Mira Lazine. Subscribe to support our journalism.

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

remember to consume your sicko lesbian fiction ethically. as many as half of all sicko lesbian murderwoman protagonists are raised in captivity

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

Publisher: "So tell me about this book of yours." Author: "Well, it's a story about two men and a woman. It's a love triangle, but at one point, the woman makes a quippy remark about a tryst she had with another girl in high school." Publisher: "Perfect. We'll market it as a sapphic romance."

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It was a struggle, but I had an all day work thing, so I got to ignore most of the jokes!

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As soon as I saw that Senator Booker was coming up on Thurmond's record, I genuinely wanted to cheer. And I see overnight he's now the record holder!!

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“Force” femme? 🤔

"Visibility" but only through a glass screen with a caricature painted on it

Career seminar guy: Make yourself more approachable by offering details about your personal life Me, with a personal life anywhere from "Hot button political issue" to "inappropriate workplace subject": No.

Let the dolls run the market and we'll make all the hurting stop

You really can't threaten bottoms with violence because they enjoy all that shit. All you're doing is getting them more riled up. 🤨

Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming? Both. It's both.

She's a 10, but she doesn't curse. So when she's angry, she screams things like, "Oh sneezeweasels!"

Power Word: Tits

Mad Scientist: "Now that you're awake, you'll find that I've implanted a microchip in your brain." Transfemme Patient: "What does it do?" Mad Scientist: "It forces your body to drink enough water each day and get eight hours of sleep at night." Transfemme Patient: "YOU MONSTER."

Story about a puppygirl who becomes a Seeing Eye Dog for a wealthy mistress.

Autistic life is being accused of lacking empathy by someone who just told you to “get over it” for the forth time. And yet we get told we're "not the normal ones" NT's get away with so much more than we do. We do wrong in their eyes is nothing when they do it.

So many autistic people have said something along the lines of "i just want to know what the rules are" and I finally figured it out Rule 1. You must pretend to know what the rules are Rule 2. You never confront someone about what the rules are

Name a more iconic pairing than a grumpy goth witch and her plucky girlfriend who happily participates in whatever ritual she's commanded to.

Find someone who looks at you the way transfemmes stare at jars of pickles.

need someone to bend me over....... and work out some of these knots in my back please

Life’s too short, girls. Pin her arms up against the wall and kiss her (with consent).

Basically how my egg cracked honestly

The problem isn't that I'm gay. It's that I'm SO gay that my flaming homosexuality can only be measured in Kelvin.

Hey leftists who've forgotten about Covid, you may want to start masking again considering RFK has cut staff who monitor for infectious disease outbreaks

Infinite tariffs for me

They made us pledge allegiance "with liberty and justice for all" and then get mad when we want liberty and justice for all?

You know what rules? Having something on your schedule that you don’t want to do, that is stressing you out, and just going “I’d rather not” and not doing it. I’m embracing the “I’d rather not” lifestyle.

This is why I still have social media. Where else would I find stuff like this, if not the internet?

"You have to throw trans people under the bus to win elections as a Democrat, trans political ads work, the public is reacting to trans people poorly" Meanwhile in Wisconsin after tens of millions in anti-trans ads against WI-SC candidate who did not flinch:

1. On Tuesday, voters rejected anti-trans ads, Elon Musk by electing Susan Crawford to the Wisconsin Supreme Court. It was supposed to be close. She won by 10 points. Dems do NOT need to throw trans people under the bus to win. The latest from Mira Lazine. Subscribe to support our journalism.

remember to consume your sicko lesbian fiction ethically. as many as half of all sicko lesbian murderwoman protagonists are raised in captivity

Publisher: "So tell me about this book of yours." Author: "Well, it's a story about two men and a woman. It's a love triangle, but at one point, the woman makes a quippy remark about a tryst she had with another girl in high school." Publisher: "Perfect. We'll market it as a sapphic romance."

It was a struggle, but I had an all day work thing, so I got to ignore most of the jokes!

As soon as I saw that Senator Booker was coming up on Thurmond's record, I genuinely wanted to cheer. And I see overnight he's now the record holder!!

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility. You WILL perceive us. You will buy us a little treat and give us a forehead kiss 🖤

Being a trans person, also (despite... everything happening) pretty neat

Out for the day 💜😍

And yet the onion is still hiring