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Jojos abs are freaking INSANE. She’s fine, can sing, and her abs are godly… like it’s almost unfair I love her…BAD!!!

Something is really, truly, and insidiously wrong with you white women.

I am so damn lucky to have the most loving mother in the world. But I need her to develop a hobby that doesn’t require me staying up until 6am the next day. Like ma’am, why are you this good at Keno in casinos???? Why do you have me outside longer than younger me would’ve had themselves out at???

My father for sure. My mom deserved to grow old with him, 21 years together was not enough. She still says the thing she misses most about him is holding his hand. Hearing her say that really broke my heart. He should be here today.

GOD, if my man & I break up please don’t send me another man that is a gamer. I am beyond tired of this. I can understand having hobbies, but this is excessive.

The pink haired lady. I don’t even wanna say her name over here because I know how her supporters can get

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

That man is too fine to have a yt wife that has said the n word But anywho congrats to him and his family 😭

“Kendrick’s performance wasn’t that..”

Snoop is so corny for performing for trump then doing that commercial. We still don’t like you.

I really hate thinking. Like two minutes ago I was thinking about how I’ve always thought I was fat because of the people around me even when I was 150lbs (I’m 5’10). Then now I’m hearing about us possibly going to war w/ Canada. Like can I please have one damn crisis at a time? War?? FUKUMEAN?!?!?

Not a work husband but a work brother. We would do taco Fridays for lunch & I would read him his horoscope. He’s the reason I’ll never date a Ghanaian man. Like how do you go from having a teenage daughter that’s about to turn 18 to then having three kids born within the span of a year?!?! lol😂

CORRECT!!!!

BEYONCEEEE!!!!! I’m crying so hard for her! Well fucking deserved after years of being overlooked in this category!

Not Like Us winning the record of the year is beautiful

I know some millennial or gen x woman about to be pissed that Janelle Monae is doing the Michael tribute instead of the back flipping cok— call dropped #TheGrammys

Yes, it’s a deal breaker. But tbh if this is my man’s response to me being in pain, he wasn’t worth being with to begin with. I am a leaver! I will go where I’m appreciated, loved, and cared for properly.

The trick is to add coconut rum to it 💕

My home girl wants to know if Satanic Churches have lesbian/gay conversion camps. She’s tired of dealing with men, and tbh I agree.

I won’t even post my pictures because I had the worst time and hated how I looked. But it’s very nice to see other people that looked good with their dates and seemed like they had a blast.

all Mark Andrews had to do was hold on to the fucking ball bruh. that fumble, those drops. how?

Lamar Jackson deserved so much better. Ravens aren’t even my #1 team, but I’m hurt for the man

OOOHWEEE SAQUON!

They should’ve left Bridgewater in. You know add some more spice to the game!

Terry McLaurin my GAWD!

I told folks I’m no longer waiting on them in 2025, and I meant it. If we say we’re doing something and you’re not ready or suddenly don’t wanna go, I will go ALONE.

One time my home girl was trying to help me “fix my face” before our next zoom group meeting. I accidentally left the zoom eyebrows on and every time I moved, you could see the zoom eyebrows FLOAT-TING! After that we settle on folks knowing how I felt thru my facial expressions 😂

So I just need every TD for the Vikings to be made by Jordan Addison and I need him to make a minimal of 5 to win fantasy this week? Yeah sounds doable 😪😭

Really love that uber charged me $95 for a ride that is typically $15 just for me to have a drunk driver that wouldn’t follow the directions of how to get me home safely and also sped past my exit. Honestly 2025 is the year I delete that stupid app.

I need Saquon to get reacquainted with the end zone with a QUICKNESS! #SkyZone

Notice how she didn’t get a single heart for this post??? Yeah take your prejudice lil view back to Twitter beloved.

I don’t have much to say other than stream my baby girl. She’s on Spotify and Apple Music. That’s my baby sister and I’m so proud of her!

Kupp just out there getting his steps in. #SkyZone

@dkastrology.bsky.social I believe you said something about him and legal issues popping up and how it would change how he’s perceived by the public