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“the gambler” by Kenny rogers seems like it’s about poker but that’s not so. Kenny recently admitted in an interview that he thought of the lyrics “you have to know when to hold em, when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run” while doing laundry during hurricane Andrew

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Hardware creates strong men. Strong men create Software. Software creates weak men. And, weak men create Hardware

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Y'know I bet if they had called World War One "The Terrible War" instead of "The Great War" there simply wouldn't have been another one

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If you pronounce every dinosaur as O'Saurus you can pretend they were irish

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Elon Musk

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The US is the only country where they'll elect a guy called "Shady Vans" as VP

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House M.D.? more like house my d feel in your butt

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Y'know what would be a cool slang word, "phase", I don't know what would you use it for but it's cool to say

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BRING BACK CAPES AND CLOAKS WE USED TO HAVE DRIP

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I think In 20-30 years when people die the funerals will play TikTok style hype montages with Little Dark Age playing

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I've always found it insulting that there was an ancient Greek philosopher called democritus but he's not the one who coined democracy

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Going for another playthrough of the outer worlds, I never played the DLC

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Self driving cars, self cooking food, self freezing ice, self building homes, self working jobs. It's T future

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I got myself one of those Hasbro Power Rangers figures and they're really good ngl, a shame they cancelled the line

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I've always been a great fan of Nike's advertising that always seems to be motivating you to commit a horrible act "Just Do It", "Go Like Hell" like ok

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Why do they call them sperm whales, that just seems mean

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I started listening to the Red Valley podcast and it's really good ngl

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It's such a shame that every external Power Rangers media is so afraid to move beyond the safety of 93's MMPR, especially now as the franchise dies we don't even get to celebrate the vast majority of its legacy

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Brithday

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Old guy at work told me all the smurfs are f*gs

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Woke up from a nightmare where people would say "I'm jizzed to meet you" I hate god

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I ordered some posters to hang in my walls, it's time to start decorating at last

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I wish real journalists were sexy and mysterious and tormented like comic book journalists

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Me whenever my friends disagree with me

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I hate when people mirror my ticks, don't do what I do it only makes me more anxious

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Did they celebrate New Years Eve in Year 0?

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I can't believe johnny Carter is dead, he was so good in The French Connection II

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Gift wrapping is goated when giving is the vibe ngl

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There's a lot of like very important movies that I've actually seen but I don't remember shit about so I can't even say I've seen them

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Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

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he's so babygirl ❤️

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Whenever I do Christmas shopping I like to get specifically all the Christmas branded food and drinks so everyone knows it's Christmas when they eat it

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Do you think hitler ever went bowling

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