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Fine. I also went through twink death.

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Why is the Grindr noise so fucking crunchy. Like why did they choose that?

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Morning boys

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I’ve gained some followers lately, so I suppose. If you see this, do it! -name: Elijah -pronouns: he/him -height: 6’2 -sexuality: Gay -sign: Leo -piercings: 0 -tattoos: 17 -fav color: Teal -fav drink: Last Word -fav animal: Crocodile -mbti: ENTP

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He’s a 10 but won’t shut the fuck up during the opening scene of Inglorious Basterds

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Choose 20 comics that have stayed with you or influenced you. One comic per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 1/20

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Oh, what a night

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Putting Redbull in my humidifier just to feel something

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I understand now

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Drop A Dragon 🐉

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Yikes

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With a potential blizzard tomorrow I had to make sure to get eggs, milk, and bread. I’m just not sure what I’d do without the ability to make French toast.

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I guess since it’s the last day of the year or whatever

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We did not expect the flash lol

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My nieces told me they fixed my unibrow.

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Me trying to be cute while playing video games

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Me and the boys in the Marvel Rivals lobby or however the song goes

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Honestly, the best part of Creature Commandos is all of the Gogol Bordello music. Like good for them.

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I saw Wicked. I guess I’m gay now.

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At least I look cute

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Believe it or not I’m regretting brunch plans

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Oh, you don’t wear glasses? You’re just all vision all the time?

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I’m here for hot takes and hot dudes

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“I love the cold” is the most attention seeking phrase I’ve ever heard

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A photo from lockdown (and a follow up because the story is just so good - bleached my hair all the way off my head because someone called out my roots lol)

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You’re still talking dirty in bed? I’m yelling Qiguanchanghong!

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Rate my gaming setup

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Fine, judge me gay boys

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I had the desire to bake some cookies

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Apple Music just said “you’re definitely not over him, jk you’re so over him”

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I’m not really sure when my job became fixing everyone else’s code all the time but this is truly a hell I don’t want to be in

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Fine. I also went through twink death.

Why is the Grindr noise so fucking crunchy. Like why did they choose that?

Morning boys

I’ve gained some followers lately, so I suppose. If you see this, do it! -name: Elijah -pronouns: he/him -height: 6’2 -sexuality: Gay -sign: Leo -piercings: 0 -tattoos: 17 -fav color: Teal -fav drink: Last Word -fav animal: Crocodile -mbti: ENTP

He’s a 10 but won’t shut the fuck up during the opening scene of Inglorious Basterds

Choose 20 comics that have stayed with you or influenced you. One comic per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 1/20

Oh, what a night

Putting Redbull in my humidifier just to feel something

I understand now

Drop A Dragon 🐉

Yikes

With a potential blizzard tomorrow I had to make sure to get eggs, milk, and bread. I’m just not sure what I’d do without the ability to make French toast.

I guess since it’s the last day of the year or whatever

We did not expect the flash lol

My nieces told me they fixed my unibrow.

Me trying to be cute while playing video games

Me and the boys in the Marvel Rivals lobby or however the song goes

Honestly, the best part of Creature Commandos is all of the Gogol Bordello music. Like good for them.

I saw Wicked. I guess I’m gay now.

At least I look cute

Believe it or not I’m regretting brunch plans

Oh, you don’t wear glasses? You’re just all vision all the time?

I’m here for hot takes and hot dudes

“I love the cold” is the most attention seeking phrase I’ve ever heard

A photo from lockdown (and a follow up because the story is just so good - bleached my hair all the way off my head because someone called out my roots lol)

You’re still talking dirty in bed? I’m yelling Qiguanchanghong!

Rate my gaming setup

Fine, judge me gay boys

I had the desire to bake some cookies

Apple Music just said “you’re definitely not over him, jk you’re so over him”

I’m not really sure when my job became fixing everyone else’s code all the time but this is truly a hell I don’t want to be in

Drew the Death card in reverse today. Drawing it on blackout Wednesday really shows that I’ll never learn any lesson from drinking 😂

Not pictured: the Fray

Love a good li(gh)t up night. Didn’t even get a picture of the tree lol