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that1owlperson.bsky.social
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Tell anyone defending Elon Musk to film themselves doing the same “wave” and upload it to the internet. Tell them to share it with their friends and family and employer. If it’s not so bad, what could happen?

Spreading the word that TikTok is back like Paul Revere in 1775

ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos

I haven’t harassed this app enough. I’m not seeing enough shit posting. I need more shit posting.

I was hoping to at least have until midnight 😞

Screaming into the void rn, hoping it yells back

I want to lay on the floor with them and become One With the Bunnies™

The urge I have to prank my roommate by streaming YouTube to his computer while he is trying to game (he uses a smart TV as a monitor)

Love seeing beef on bluesky so far because I get to watch it happen in reverse, makes me feel like a time traveler

Was looking for a good playlist but I don't think this one is gonna be it, chat

I love two things: Cats with extra toe beans All critters that are simply zooted and trying to come back down from space after a very visit

Cocaine Crabs From Outerspace (2022) was a movie masterpiece

One of my favorite questions for people is to ask about their favorite unhinged songs. Like, what song do you love that just makes you cry with laughter whenever you hear it?

“We shifted timelines in 2012” “we shifted timelines in 2020” we shifted timelines when they took porn off of tumblr and you all know it.