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thatdave.bsky.social
Gamedev designer/writer/director - Monkey Island, Day of the Tentacle, Pajama Sam, Sam & Max, Wolf Among Us, etc. Most recently, Return to Monkey Island! Currently fiddling around with a game about paper. Halloween-liker, food-maker, dad.
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Just here to remind people that ELIZA was only 420 lines of code, ran without lag, and was roughly as interesting.

Yeah, that. The bespoke stuff is the only interesting stuff, why waste precious minutes of your time here on Earth with anything else?

I just heard the term "traitor tots" used to refer to Elon Musk's junior commando US government random amputation squad, and I must say I like it.

It feels odd to complain about Daylight Saving Time when so many things are far more egregiously wrong with...well, everything. But duty calls. Resist the madness! Use International Color Time! phrenopolis.com/colorclock/

Let’s try this again… ROSEWATER launches in 3 WEEKS! It’s got a dog you can pet, a cat you can’t, a fishing mini-game, gratuitous nudity (screenshot is too explicit for Bluesky so you’ll just have to find it in-game yourself)…something for all! Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/1226670/...

Sorry, had to delete a post there - it showed the full original screenshot instead of the cropped version it was supposed to use. When I figure out why that is I'll post it again, it was good.

I'm quite fond of the scene that contains this line, a charming walk-and-talk before plunging into the depths.

I'm actually surprised there isn't a lot more Monkey Wrench Gang happening in my country right now.

I mean, tonight over dinner I called the president of the United States a posturing f*ckwad, and I don't feel the least bit bad about that.* *(Just to be clear, the president was not present at dinner. We don't allow PFs at our house.)

The U.S. government has put up a submission form for reporting schools who teach kids about “DEI.” It accepts file uploads. Internet, you know what to do enddei.ed.gov

Recommended.

In the mood for a cozy, funny #pirate adventure? Try Return to Monkey Island! 🗺️ Now available on: Mobile (iTunes & GooglePlay), @steampowered.com (Windows, Mac, Linux), #NintendoSwitch, #PS5, #Xbox X|S, and #XboxGamePass! returntomonkeyisland.com 🏝️

Wherever Tami, Sandra, and Amy are today, I want them to know that the sorority girl Greek Alphabet song they taught me is still something I rely on 41 years later.

I didn't instantly realize that this was written nine years ago, and now I just want to refer to Trump as "Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump" at all times.

True fact: I am now labeled by Trezy's games industry labeler, to alleviate any doubt or confusion about my relative gamedeviness.

Important #gamedev note: playing with the sound effects is always, always fun.

Guybrush and Elaine, acrylic paint ✨️ @lucasartsfans.bsky.social @mixnmojo.com @darmato.bsky.social

Just learned one of my RtMI colleagues worked on this!

Dessert cheffery note: piping bags are great but they are for pros who have someone else to clean up after them.

While I was out of the room this morning, my son discovered he could make a Nerf dart heavier by putting a nail in it. Ah, parenting!

“Landscape influencer” I love it! The Onion is a delight in good times and a priceless tool for survival in dark times.