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A 30-something teenager. Long on beard, short on sense. Husband. Nerd. Painter.
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🫡🇺🇸 "Americans do not swear an oath to a king, a tyrant or a dictator. We swear an oath to the Constitution and the idea of ​​America, for which we are willing to die," — Mark Milley ❗️He said that every US military member gives his life to protect the Constitution, not to individuals.

Worst. Episode. EVER.

✨she was a time traveling sexaholic ✨ I have very little impulse control

Says the guy who won't even respond to the mothers of his own children

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I’m not an economist but I think there’s a 1:1 correlation between union density, labor militancy and your leading politicians having hard-won skillsets for perpetual conflict and mobilizing obstructionist assholery under an authoritarian environment. Too many lawyers and not enough shop stewards!

"No, there was no gold in there" says a suspiciously gold-pile shaped Trump as he waddles out of the vault

"No, there was no gold in there" says a suspiciously gold-pile shaped Trump as he waddles out of the vault

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

When the picture comes out just right. Perfectly capturing the atmosphere I was going for with the paint job. #warhammer #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #30K #horusheresy #warhammer30k

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

Most of the people quoted here *are Republicans* afraid of death threats *from their own party leader.* www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...

The Death Korps of Krieg Commissar is mostly finished, I just need to do a bit on the base around his feet, but that doesn't matter for photos 😝. I'll need to speed the process up for the general troops though! #Adwip #paintingwarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #astramilitarum

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...

Go ahead. Let the people see you for what you are.

Some 'fancier' pictures of my Sevatar Conversion. #paintingminis #Warhammer #wepaintminis

I'm a little behind with this one, but Games Workshop sent me the Krieg command squad. I've started with the commissar. He's part of my personal army challenge, using only a size 4 brush 😅. #paintingwarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #AdWIP #astramilitarum

these guys ruined my life I love them

The complete tutorial series about painting this Steel Rook is available on my patreon. The miniature is hand painted with a brush and acrylic paints from Monument Hobbies but I made there a list of Vallejo alternatives for all the colors that I used. 🙂 #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar

Ultramarines ❌ Crayon Eaters ✅ I recently challenged myself to make one of the ugliest Space marine chapters ACTUALLY look good! And here he is in all of his colourful glory! Annoyingly I think he's the best SM that I've ever painted Hope you like him :D 🖍️🖍️🖍️ #warhammer #WarhammerCommunity

"I want to thank my wife for staying by my side during these trying times [she has a prenup] and I thank god for the good friends who have stuck by me [they've stopped bringing their kids to visit]."

I think it’s time that we put this whole chapter [where I was exposed as a repellent sleazebag] behind us, for the good of everyone [me].

"Do you like my new bathing suit? Yeah, its made of 100% myanmar and is completely water repellent."

Myanmar sounds like a synthetic fabric invented in 1933.

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

👀 “I understand my duty as a prosecutor to mean enforcing the law impartially, and that includes prosecuting a validly returned indictment regardless whether its dismissal would be politically advantageous, to the defendant or to those who appointed me.” - Former Acting USA, SDNY Danielle Sassoon.

This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.

>Secretary of Defense hates bureaucracy What exactly does he think his job is

Look, I know your mascot horror game needs something to stand out, but design your mascot responsibly the internet is going to absolutely DESTROY this robot puppy twink

SCOOP: The military has started making deliberate efforts to scale back the recruiting of Black Americans. www.military.com/daily-news/2...

Look, I know your mascot horror game needs something to stand out, but design your mascot responsibly the internet is going to absolutely DESTROY this robot puppy twink

Hanoverian battalion Feldbattalion Verden. More Waterloo figures ready for basing. Warlord plastic figures which I didn’t rate compared with the Perry plastics but they are super simple and paint up really quickly and nicely so 👍 Warlord Games!

“FAIRMOUNT IS GONE. WE ARE PULLING OUT. YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO GET ACROSS SCHUYLKILL. OVER!” -Philadelphia police radio just now

“FAIRMOUNT IS GONE. WE ARE PULLING OUT. YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO GET ACROSS SCHUYLKILL. OVER!” -Philadelphia police radio just now

Huge congratulations to the Marxists on the total victory tonight

Listening to the Philly police radio right now be like youtu.be/QV_C0G1KawU?...

Listening to the Philly police radio right now be like youtu.be/QV_C0G1KawU?...

Police officers in Philly right now be like

Police officers in Philly right now be like