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They aren’t replacing the Jamon slicer with an LLM, I’ll tell you that.

Yes, Hank, we’ve all seen our death reflected in the knife forged from a thousand hells folded upon themselves, each one crying to a unique fear living in our boundless heart, where also the Love springs forth. Does best not to dwell on it too often though. Leaves creases in the foundation.

sorry i don’t think Zohran’s win indicates how state or national races will go. Zohran campaigned against unaffordable basic needs and an old pervert. problems that are unique to new york city and no where else in the country

I’m telling you, settling conflict between groups with pantsing combat is an infinitely superior solution to trench warfare and the atom bomb. Superior culture in every way, no notes.

43% of Alabama’s revenue was federally funded. Tuberville is a fucking rat. And I wouldn’t care how much Bama received if this dude wasn’t implying my fellow New Yorkers should get snuffed like pests despite being the human machine giving your dollar wealth.

Wife and I are watching Love Island, and I know TikTok’s in arms about that girls cosmetic work, and all, but help us settle a disagreement. These boys have had their faces done, too. Right?

I am high. Because I just got done working yet another shift hearing the tone deaf conversations of Manhattan versus the realities of the two people I’ve lost to death by suicide this year alone. We are living in the career summation of Clinton Democrats. It destroys life and gets fascists elected.

i know people who at 19 were asked to lead men into combat. i think a 33 year old is plenty seasoned to be mayor, a job nearly everyone sucks at regardless of age

Imagine if the Democratic Party actually helped Zohran instead of trying to kneecap him at every step. A better party is immediately possible if they stop shoving money into the anti-trans combination Racism Dial/Money Toilet and instead get behind candidates people actually want.

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

NEW YORK REMAINS UNFUCKWITTABLE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Welp, opened a can of worms about Bacardi’s long history of political nonsense. This should have no repercussions.

Legitimately the greatest saving grace of humanity is that it’s billionaire class is actually dumb and racist because they really could pull of the Neo-Feudal trick they’re all gunning for but nope we’re just gonna globally shake off the defense complex because we have no other choice.

Honestly, as a kid raised in right libertarian politics, watching MTG be more principled in her anti-war stance than Rand Paul is making me feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Paul really is a party shill more interested than DC than KY any more, huh?

Thinking about my favorite anti-war cartoon

I don’t care if it’s corporate marketing, I like that the cunty murderbot said trans fucking rights

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

we often say "the cruelty is the point" regarding the past few years of transphobic policy onslaught, and it is, but it's important to understand that the point of the cruelty is because *they know they have lost*. they're pulling every lever down for a hail mary, but people will keep transitioning.

seen some people complaining that this is a political stunt and lemme say if this was the kind of political stunt more politicians were doing on a regular basis we wouldn't be where we are today dude is actually putting himself on the line here, fuck off with that shit

The revolution is full of 60-year-old women who love their trans kids.

The Giuliani Conundrum

real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time

But also, when your continental philosophy class is going on about what in the hell a libidinal economy is, it’s this. We should have adapted past musical theatre, it’s an annoying art form (I know, I compose it) but at the end of the day, musical theatre kids FUCK. Darwin proved what fucks wins.

It really is exhausting being the only one who fucks at your 20 year high school reunion, but these show tunes ain’t gonna sing themselves

I am not fucking kidding you when I say I desperately need @clppng.bsky.social and Letlive to make an album a la Collision Course and accelerate the inevitable Nu Metal Revival already at play. Pheromone CvltxScams White America’s Beautiful Black MarketxDominator Call it Period.

Music at protest is powerful. Hearing a folk punk band at a Floyd Uprising play The Benny Hill Theme as someone was de-arrested is a core memory for me.