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When Missy Elliott said Hee hee hee hee ha I felt that. If you want it, we can do it in the black 500 with the top down. A silly goose.
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Training to lift up and hug really big dogs.

This is funny af lololol

Your crush is gonna smooch another person in this nice weather

Damn, this sucks.

One of my fears is the apocalypse suddenly happening and I'm not in a cool zombie slaying fit

The first Men in Black was an amazing movie. Also this fit was fire

I like how there is a Korra vs Aang convo that pops up annually lololol

I love seeing women (in particular black women) indulging in their childhood and getting into toy collecting.

When I did my first set of locs back in college, I had a combo of crochet method and palm rolling. I think that caused some locs to weaken and break. Thats why Im doing solely palm rolling this go around and letting them be thick

When I was a kid, I was convinced Killer Mike did the Dragonball GT theme

*scrolls through my emails in between sets at the gym to pretend Im not lonely*

Shoutout to the underboob.

They make the world go round

Shout out to boobies.

Every day Meg posts a new photo on IG, is a holiday

they were right to cast her as the dumb bitch in sister, sister. immaculate foreshadowing.

Why is there a Lifetime movie about Chili's starring Taye Diggs?

No rizz, just berries and cream.

Part of me wants to shave and rock a goatee but Im afraid Im gonna look like a black republican

Musk & Trump fired a disabled Army vet, Luke Graziani, who is a father of four, working at the Bronx Veterans Affairs hospital. "[Writing to the VA secretary], he asked for his job back: 'This can’t be how my service to my country ends.' As of Monday, Collins had not replied."

Gotta remember not to check this site after a certain time...

Being a bug gotta be crazy, you got these apocalyptic giant titans around you, that get scared and run away when they see you. Thats like a thousand foot monster seeing us and then freaking out in fear lol

Road to 405lb row

Idgaf about any symbolism, give that nigga the damn super soldier serum lmfao

I can't escape that "Uptown Downtown" dancing nigga and I even blocked his account!

Time to hit up CVS and get mad heart shaped Reese's.

I am naturally talented at being bad at stuff

Meg is too fine

🗣"Valentime's Day!"

As someone who has an one-sided beef with Anthony Mackie ever since he was "It's me, 2Pac!" I can honestly say...I enjoyed Captain America Brave New World lol Is it as good as the Russo Cap films? Nah. Does it deserve the review bombing it got? Definitely not.

Merry Christmas

"Haha, congrats!" *clicks unfollow*

Ive been using Keith Lee's loc growth progress to track how long my locs should be growing lol

Need a Lil Zane/Tyrese superbowl pronto

When AI finally attacks, I feel like Facebook boomers are gonna be the first victims

Good morning!

In Philly for the Superbowl, I gotta be somewhere cool when One Piece ends

Yeah Philly is gonna be loud all night, trying to sleep is gonna be impossible lol

Wish I had a girlfriend so I coulda lost her on Market st getting to City Hall, and then spent all night on the walking around saying "hey, where you at, can you see me?"

I find out about important weather reports by my Mom calling to remind me to by myself groceries to prepare lol

I was listening to the KH2 soundtrack and tears started flowing. It wasnt like a cry. No facial expressions were made. But just you know, some wet face.

Accidentally made a well done steak last night. Very disappointed

POR QUE!?!?!?

I was about to say Im safe, but nope lmfao

Next Mass Effect needs to allow me to play as a Krogan. Idc about human stuff anymore