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Well.... Here we are
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Ight.... Letting my chest hair grow out for a bit.

Alright.... I finally watched K. Dot concert in full (I know, I know. I shouldn't be this late), but that shit was amazing Lmaooooo

Watching #SirensOfTheDeep .... Let's fucking go animated Geralt 🔥🔥

Happy Black History Month! Be unapologetic AF, we may not get another one. Anyway… It’s Day 294 of making my bed first thing in the morning, y’all have a great day! Be good to yourselves, the day and each other✌🏾

Nigga hearing smells if he that high

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Good fucking morning!

A nigga can’t have insomnia damn

Boy look like a bloated Slim Jim talkin bout what he capable of.

Currently feeling unfulfilled.... I need to fix that.

Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were

Tragic frfr

Yall not ego stroking your romantic interest?

Great Christmas present...

Finally watching The Madness..... Why is this brother's mouth always open?

This lil girl ate all my damn ice cream....

When the herb hitting better than usual>>>>

Not gonna lie, the movement from "I can listen to iPod and don't need to carry around my CDs anymore" to "I can just talk to AI and I don't need to actually make friends anymore" was too quick.

When the Rich Rob the Poor it is called Business. When the Poor Fight Back it’s called Violence #DenyDefendDepose

you are

How tf is krogers out of shrimp....?

Ight.... Time to have a drink and some grits

What we drinking tonight family?

Phew I do NOT want to be in this bitch right now

Shredding cheese from a block makes everything better....

I just wanna go home bruh 😭😭🤣

I tried.... Still good though.

I love it tbh. We didn't spend enough time exploring various technologies before cruising straight into our current surveillance state

America is the sort of place where some dude named Kevin will raise $250k to pay for an airplane to drop bacon on a poor neighborhood but won’t pay an extra 47cents a year in tax for free school lunches

Over on the other website, they’re expanding the nationalist crusade to the next logical target. If you think you’re safe, just wait….

Don't be afraid to say exactly what you mean 💖

Merry Christmas everyone

“He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest staged perp walk I've ever seen in my career. What was the mayor doing at this press conference.. the mayor should know more than anyone about the presumption of innocence that he, too, is afforded when he is dealing with his own issues.”

Honey bun wants a birthday sleepover.... Bet. I'm getting tents 🤣

Fuck ass Iron-man made me switch to Hela 🤣🤣

seems a bit dramatic

They thought they were going to scare people with this image but this is how the internet is reacting:

He's a rich deadbeat who believes in the great replacement theory and also admitted he bought Twitter to destroy it cause his trans daughter found community and developed class consciousness through it

The car industry is a draining scam. Building subdivisions miles apart from shopping centers and schools forcing you to buy a car meaning you have to have insurance and then the insurance company raises your premium if you drive YOUR car "too much". Oh and gas is $4