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thatguytristan.bsky.social
The only things I take seriously are my faith and my fiance I'm funny I promise https://youtube.com/@thatguytristan?si=nTSHOKckQyhACrSZ
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£65 for groceries for lunch and dinner, for 2 people for 4 days - its time for a life of CRIME

A few years ago I was wearing XS and super/ultra skinny fit because if I didnt the clothes would hang off me in the worst way... now I have size mediums that are tight on my arms, its not much but to me its massive 🥹

"No worries it's all good" - Me, worrying, literally all bad

The person who invented garlic bread and the person who added cheese to make it cheesy garlic bread might be the greatest 2 person combo in the history of humanity

I made a generationally good coffee at work last week, one that I could genuinely drink every day ... unfortunately I am a hater and I must live and die by my anti-coffee agenda, screw that dirty water, drink a real drink like rum punch

Its crazy how the rib is genuinely the best part of any animal, minimum 8/10 food from any (edible) lifeform

The duality of man is humanity being smart enough to create the greatest beverage in history turn grapes into grape juice and simultaneously dumb enough to ferment it and turn it into wine

If you catch me skipping bulgarian split squats on leg day ... no you didn't

🤍CHECK THIS OUT!!🤍 Happy Black Friday from me and @elgato.com !! Enjoy a super cute holiday catalog page full of Elgato products that are ON SALE NOW!! ✨ #ElgatoPartner

It’s me. Your gamer girlie VGM enthusiast. For every like, I’m dropping a banger + WHY it’s a banger. 🤍🙂‍↕️ LET’S DO IT.

Nothing like setting up for bulgarian split squats and IMMEDIATELY regretting your decision not to skip them

New Tenkaichi is here, Xenoblade X Definitive confirmed, new Pokemon Legends in the works ... there's only one gaming agenda left for me... ...BRING ME MEGAMAN STAR FORCE LEGACY COLLECTION

The word "bucko" gotta be top 10 white people inventions

Left my house without earrings - 10% drop in all stats

Trying to be generational when I'm barely operational 🥴🥴

Yes I stay up late every night working on stuff, yes I go to work every day and tell everybody I'm tired - it's called staying on brand

Whole lotta age-ism on this app, everybody talking about Arcane but nobody talking about Growlithe smh my head bro

Had a new viewer come into my stream and tell me I was on a TV at a bar in Leeds?? Cooooooooool 😎

How do I explain to my fiance that it will be a maximum of two days of us living together before a really cool sword appears in our house?

i think a sword, some sneakers, and a tattoo would solve like 75% of my issues right now 🤔

Whoever invented not smiling in pictures might have cooked I fear

I've been praying on Pep Guardiola's downfall for years ... won't he do it 🙌🏾

It's actually Iron Man 3 but nice try though

Well since I'm here might as well continue spreading the gospel - everybody play the Xenoblade Chronicles trilogy on Nintendo Switch and all the DLC packs Xenoblade X DE waiting room, we locked in 🔒

Who all over here?