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Is that a David Bowie impersonator standing behind him

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Flavor Flav dressed up as a jar of mayonnaise and then dumped a cooler filled with mayo on the Minnesota football coach's bald head. That is an entirely factual sentence. College football is the greatest sport.

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments

Whenever anyone tells me that the NFL is better than college football, I simply point them in the direction of the Duke’s Mayo Bowl

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Well I didn’t know what this was and now I do and my wife is mad at me

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Buying an ice cream truck and rigging the loudspeaker to play Texas Fight over and over again

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Of all of the various social media apps, I would say SnapChat is the most annoying. No one asked for this! All of the friend suggestions are people I don’t know! The videos are lame as shit! But I have to have it on my phone because my wife likes sending me pictures of herself with a mustache

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Creating documentation to define mapping rules between two general ledger systems and I am extremely in my bag rn

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

United Healthcare trades at $620 per share and makes its money by denying as many claims as possible. Brian Thompson made $10.2 million in stock and cash last year and I do not fell the least bit bad for him. Fuck him, and fuck our healthcare system.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Socrates was a classic poster. He just walked up to people and asked them what they believed in, then he’d say it was stupid and yell at them. He argued with everybody until he was legally compelled to kill himself. Not one of us has that commitment

submitted 386 days ago • 75 comments

Incredibly obvious in hindsight but the theory that the primary purpose of a corporation is to maximize shareholder value came to its logical end when Twitter’s BOD decided to accept Elon’s buyout offer and he turned it into nazis dot com

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

This article completely misses the point. Democrats lost because they failed to articulate any meaningful differences between Harris and Biden and insisted on supporting a genocide. Pandering to people that were never going to vote for you to begin with isn’t a winning strategy.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

a better world is possible

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

More like Butt Auburn

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

BEEEES

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

This is how I learned that the Big Texan has a livestream and buddy I am 100% committed

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Pals, if we want this place to be sustainable and better we have to pull this shit out from the roots. It's the waste cycle of resistance, in which we have a hoax (Murkowski said no such thing, anywhere) that is then poo-poohed with dooming presented as fact. Quit this shit & harass those who do it

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

No, I don’t want the nazis from the nazi platform on this platform, and the people whose opinion about this I am least interested in just so happen to to be the ones who have several billion dollars more than me. Also, the Mavericks suck

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna go ahead and start working on a block list of dipshits who work for the Atlantic

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight has made me realize that I’m a “Retvrn” guy but only in the sense that I think fights should be on pay per view and that we should all throw our smartphones in the nearest body of water.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

First cold morning of the season (finally!) and me and the homies are all wearing quarter zips to the office

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Now that I am pretty much only on this site I’m just going to say it: the dude from the Odd Lots podcast is kind of a dumbass

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

This dude’s entire post history is shit he read on fortune cookies

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

These motherfuckers got a lot of balls to send out a fundraising email 2 days after getting their asses handed to them

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Those are rookie numbers. You need to pump those numbers up

submitted 435 days ago • 0 comments