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Silly jokes and politics and baseball ⚾ (Orioles and Mariners) and football 🏈 (Ravens and Seahawks) and romance novels and oversharing/anxiety. Left, but not as far left as you want me to be. She/her
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Couldn't watch the O's game yesterday, but hey, baseball in a half an hour! And thank god for baseball. Even if it's only spring training

Let's test this. Trading Places style. Put Chris in charge of everything and put Elon on a football field and have large men run at him as he tries to kick a ball.

I cannot believe some people still take this stupid motherfucker seriously.

Finished Dune: Messiah and I wish more crazed megalomaniacs would just walk into the desert and die.

That area of Idaho is gorgeous, but lots of Nazis think so too

Obviously far from the biggest indignity but every federal worker getting blasted a Saturday night “defend your paycheck” email from the world’s most annoying drug addict is such a pain in the ass

Y'all, once again, I am happy to inform once again that Cedric Mullins is so cool.

Good.

"describe a time in your life when you overcame a challenge to demonstrate that you are resilient Use 200 words or less" 200 words is just not very many words. Like, I don't have any essay-worthy trauma, so this is a struggle anyway, but like, that's a paragraph

I ordered the “bowl of fucks”and this is what I was handed. I ordered a French revolution to go and I was immediately pelted with at least 15 pieces of plastic fruit while they both yelled “death to the bourgeoisie” it’s hard to tell if I was more proud or more amused at their blatant creativity

Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project www.thetrevorproject.org

What in the absolute fuck is going on at the University of Cincinnati? For the record, trans men are just as biological as any other sort of man. They aren't made of metal or something.

Lol watching the Yankee game and in the pre game milling about, Gerrit Cole is running his face and I think planning a beard and it's very funny to me (Clearly baseball deprived because I'm watching Yankees-Rays, but as soon as the Ms game comes on I'll swap to that)

Will Aaron Judge have the courage?

Ah!! Big Al on Saturday, my baby boy on Sunday, it's like the O's are trying to give me a good weekend after a shit week

This dude on bumble has pictures in both a Yankees hat AND a Dodgers shirt and my guy, what?

Reposting with alt text because I laughed really loudly at this

Congress should be yelling about this fresh nonsense, the post office is one of the best things about the USA

Omg!! Big Al is starting the first game of O's spring training! I'm so excited for him, I hope it goes well!! #Birdland

Oh hell yeah, can only get less productive from here on out!

NEW: Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%. https://propub.li/43487Tj

Baseball is so good

a new agency made of teenage neonazis and drug dealers is in charge of the entire government. the richest man in the world, who gave a nazi salute at the president's inauguration, says he is in charge. officially, he isn't. the government won't tell the courts who is in charge

OH MY GOD THE LARGE MAN WHO HITS BAD PEOPLE HATES MATT GAETZ

"[Musk] is trying to gut everything good in America for his own private profit. This is the culmination of what oligarchy is all about...the fusion and the capture of the billionaire class of our democracy." - @aoc.bsky.social with @fedworkersunited.bsky.social today #SaveOurServices