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thatonehaunt.bsky.social
You know the drill; MDNI Have the days you deserve.
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Hang me in the Louvre and call me Mona Lisa.

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Sorry, that was shock and fear. WHAT!!!!!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

After over two months of shitty habits, it has been discovered that my lizard brain is trying to kill me. And after I've found the will to live. Of all the audacity

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Summer is coming.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Not what you chose? Hmph.... Then why did you choose it?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Why are you how I chose to punish myself fer the rest of my existence?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I have many regrets about Earth, but making humans in a wide range of colors, shapes, and temperaments is not one of them. Celebrate thy diversity. Love each other.

submitted 29 days ago • 527 comments

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I was bred fer war, be it love or chaos. Everything I do is to the death.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I'd like the scrolling to stop being filled with doom, please.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The world is ending, and I just wanna feel like a princess. Gimme my blankie, now!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Is the US government really trying to help my ex get me back? Why's he so obsessed with me? Forcing me back to the 1950s is not going to make me come running back. Eww.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I'd like to make an announcement. I will not be holding anyone's hand going forward. You know what you've done.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I've come to realize that when I die, it will be with my eyes open.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Being goth might not have been a phase, but finding Dane Cook funny certainly was.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

I was screaming into the void fer three days. Now I'm finally consoling my fears. Sorry not Sorry I'm not here, there's nothing left to say.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

So above is below, below is above. So shall it be.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

i asked my drug dealer how much he charges for forehead kisses and he told me to get out of his car

submitted 41 days ago • 7 comments

*picks ups open box and closes it* P aaaa nnn dooorrr aaaaa.... whatever that means.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

*Glares at meta/american spy* What do I gotta do to get the other guy back?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

It's uncanny valley over there, and I'm scared. It feels like a trap. Good thing I was prepared fer traps.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Find me in another time... Another life...

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F 　 U 　　 C 　　　　 K 　　　　　 T 　　 h 　　 i 　　 s 　　　 P l a c e ｡ ･ ｡°*. ｡*･

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up with "Bing bong, we did it. We saved Riley," Piano tiktok quietly playing in my mind this morning. It's my birthday. . .

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

*hysterical laugh* And just like that, lemon 8 vanished without a sound.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite color is brown, and it may have been the losing side. Never be convinced it's the wrong one.

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*with grim finality* It's dark . . .

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Welcome the Millennium Dark Age. It's 2025, and today feels like dying. *takes an arrow to the knee*

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Running away is easy. It's the leaving that's hard.

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The odds were never in our favor

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

@hawkhatesyou.bsky.social Told me happy birthday today before the ban went through. It didn't make everything better, but it did feel like the hug I needed. Thank you Hawk fer all of yerself. It has been a privilege to watch yer tiktoks.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Where will my next lesson come from, if not you, my digital beloved?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

*sigh* When you are in love with a universe, one does not say no.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

All that's left is to let myself disassociate into the sunset.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

They're dancing. I don't like that the trees are dancing. Also, whoa dancing trees.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes, you just need to be kidnapped a little.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

This fandom is a prison, and Vi is my jailer. #arcane

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Just you, me, and the end of times.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

At least the world is ending.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

*takes a huge bite of sandwich* So if no free will, what point of human?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Wouldn't be crazy if we kissed under the same wild rune

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Is there another universe where I retain my me-ness?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

when I was a kid I used to pretend to inject myself with venom using a mechanical pencil I was always going to turn out this way

submitted 58 days ago • 11 comments

I already didn't talk to people on the internet.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments