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I’m such a child but this is too good haha

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Facebook is showing me random pages of USA talking shit about Canada because they WANT us to hate each other!! Are Americans seeing Canadian pages talk shit about USA?? I’ve blocked nearly 100 pages of American politicians already It’s getting on my fucking nerves but I need fb for my damn business

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Amazing lmao

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Another fucking plane crash? I’m about to cancel my England trip.

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💀

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You know you’re old when you start calling everything that plugs in a “machine” 😩

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

#DrunkHistory is the best thing I’ve ever seen

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

With #playstation being down, I’m getting other shit done so that’s a plus 😆

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Was hoping for something to help my anxiety this morning but nope #playstation needs to get back online!!!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Look at this face 😭 brb I need to go aggressively cuddle and kiss her.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Saw video of New Vegas sets being built for Fallout tv show and I guess I’m replaying New Vegas again

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

I need out.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I probably could have headshot that first one but I panicked and it looked like he was about to run lol #huntshowdown #huntshowdown1896 Fuck I love this game.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Got a letter from the condo board that we’re getting a massive snow storm haha preparations and shit. Can’t be that bad. We get them every year 🇨🇦 The only thing I haven’t seen this year yet was -55

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Why do I always want cereal when I’m trying to sleep

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t care what anyone says. ChatGPT is a lifesaver, especially with SEO 🙏

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

This sounds like my work 😂

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

People are always like “Why isn’t this on the news” but they don’t even watch/read the news 🫠

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

“All hands on deck” is not a plan. If you can’t work out a structured plan to help processes move faster, then you should not be in a position above anyone else.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Science and space is cool 👌

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Video games are good for the soul.

submitted 26 days ago • 97 comments

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada) Since VA canceled suicide prevention training LGBTQIA + Veterans ☎️ 866-488- 7386.

submitted 26 days ago • 20 comments

I always get asked about this username so here goes: I was making a twitter account years ago, but couldn’t think of a name. My daughter was watching a show and these kids were tying to sell a president’s toenail. One kid says “that’s not a toenail, that’s a corn chip”. lmao 😭

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Weak

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Watching Post Malone play Hunt as himself is funny. He kinda sucks though lol I never watch anyone on twitch but I’m just too hooked on this fucking game and too tired to play tonight.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Why you shooting down your own planes

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Fallout TV Show Premise: "Vault-Tec and an Enclave (giggity) of corporations pretty much run the world in the future." Me in 2024: "That's silly but okay." Me in 2025: "Oh I got spurrrrrssss that jingle jangle jingle..."

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

Pretty sure this guy followed me on an old IG 10 years ago asking to be my sugar daddy

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Wanna feel old? The Big Bang was 13.8 billion years ago!

submitted 28 days ago • 318 comments

I grew up poor af and never had cable… so now I’m watching #Charmed for the first time and loving it haha

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Pretty sure that’s construction from #Blackout in the background. I hope this is a teaser for the return of it!!!! 🙏 #callofduty

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

If any #Americans are seeking refuge, we have lots of space up here in #Canada!! We have an abundance of oil, lumber, and most importantly, tariff-free cheap #coffee.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

One of my family members is masking almost every single thing I do. I know I’m great but be your own person. Damn.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Mindful Maven posted this.

submitted 28 days ago • 30 comments

Colombia’s chief exports to the USA are gas and coffee. Gonna be a fun time at Wawa next week.

submitted 28 days ago • 28 comments

This guy I dated was calling me a nazi on his poorly failed podcast because I loved war movies at one point. I hope he’s thinking of me now with Elon Musk in the news 😭🤣

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