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i'm not a regular darth. i'm a cool darth. shay, he/him transfag. nsfw sometimes. pfp by @eiscue.bsky.social. i block mass-followers.
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next time i go to the hair stylist im gonna tell them i want it to look like robert pattinson in the batman

voluntarily attended not one but two teams meetings on my day off but i did refuse to turn on my camera or mic and only participated via the chat function

YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Quinlan Vos, Reva, Gungi - the wookie jedi kid, Oppo Rancisis, Ka-Moon Kholi, Kelleran Beq, Selrahc Elous, Baylon Skoll, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,

im still using baby's first tool kit that my mom got me when i moved into my college apartment at 22 (though ive added stuff to it over time) and every time i get it out of the closet i think about how i had to aggressively talk her out of getting me a pink toolkit.

"it takes balls to do that" vs "they put their whole pussy into that". balls is bravery. but pussy... pussy is passion

assembling a weights rack and the manufacturer didnt give me enough nuts for all the screws so now i have to go to the hardware store and buy a nylon locknut. this is such a gender afternoon.

i’m like so scared his titty is gonna come off

open your heart to bi4bi m/f ships. you will certainly not regret opening your heart to bi4bi m/f ships

i’m so sad i missed cody rhodes’s stardust era, i want to see this man be a nasty little freak

(watching o linemen run drills) god i love fat men

still thinking about travis scott punching cody rhodes for real last night. did nobody coach him about the hits being fake

to all my friends who have been thinking about getting into wrestling i highly recommend watching the women’s elimination chamber match last night. unfortunately in the USA you can only watch it on the peacock app but outside the USA it’s on netflix.

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

i’m supposed to go to bed somehow after john cena heel turn 2025

this is so fucking funny oh my god. john cena tired of being nice.

john cena!!!! the make a wish kids!!!!!! you can’t do this!!!!!!!!

i’m fucking laughing. this is unbelievable. please think of the fucking children.

JOHN CENA HEEL TURN IN 2025??????????

i’m cm punk shouting “YEAH! GET WEIRD!”

those new galaxy foams would match his shin guards better

i think seth rollins is wearing purple j11s?

cm punk invented dark woke in 2011 and i think that’s beautiful

wish i didn’t like logan paul’s ring outfits so much. absolutely trash person but that fit really fucks.

mmmhh. orton pose still fucks though. \_o__/ \__o_/

randy orton go the fuck home

kevin owens trying to bite sami zayn’s face 😳😳

do wish trish stratus would stop talking bout how everyone’s dad used to jack off to her. like she’s undoubtedly correct but that doesn’t mean she should say it.

bianca singles push is exactly what i didn’t even realize i needed

bianca and liv left their whole fucking pussies on the mat in that match. holy shit that was incredible.

okay i’m just now watching elimination chamber and uhhhhhhhh i wasn’t prepared for how hot jade cargill is

bianca belair moves like a fighting game character (complimentary)

mister the rock this is such an abnormal storyline you’ve chosen to enter into as the lucifer in chief of cody rhodes’s soul

quinn ewers is a much more attractive dude than i want to give him credit for

i expected a certain amount of turning into my father on T but perhaps much more surprisingly i am in many ways turning into my (half)brother

is kcd2 worth playing myself or should i just watch an LP on youtube

Feeling bad for asking, but putting out a call for #mutualaid #transcrowdfund . I am a gay nonbinary person who's recently fled a bad home situation & I'm needing help with essentials while I hunt for a job. Anything helps. www.paypal.me/alyxbillhelp

theres nothing catholic thats going to be happening in this room for the next couple hours... #fhr #art #fallenhero

fuck, i think seth rollins is wearing the same ugly red air forces i own

damian priest is a name id give an oc