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33, Canadian, stoner, suspected cryptid, she/her, pan. ☮️ ❤️ 🗑️ 🎭 🎶🐱🏳️‍🌈 chronically ill betch who shits & posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahopjetndvm can be nsfw, mdni 🔞
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It should be illegal for bodies to have multiple chronic illnesses. I’ve had enough thx

I thank Roku for having The Ocho on their live tv offerings. This past week I’ve watched: pillow fighting, chess boxing, bed racing, competitive Microsoft excel, sign spinning and more 🤣

I wish my health was better…I’d totally apply for the next season of Traitors Canada 😫

I fking hate this province. I hope the conservative voters get exactly what they voted for. I don’t feel bad for anyone who refused to vote strategically because y’all say you don’t want to become part of the USA but sure aren’t voting like stopping that begins with our government

I cannot drive with the snowbanks as high as they are 🫠 this is the only time I’ve ever wished to have a larger vehicle like an suv. Being short and in a low sitting car is not it right now

The neurodivergent urge to disappear because nobody understands you. Your direct communication makes people think you're rude. Your pensiveness makes people think you're angry. You're constantly having to overexplain yourself because what you say is rarely perceived how you meant it. IHTL....

Supposed to get anywhere from 20-35 cm again this weekend 🫠

I *actually* saw someone in one of the local groups blame our federal government for how much snow we’ve had this year in Ontario…I just fucking can’t anymore with these people

Snowbanks are going to be diabolical after tonight, even worse if we get the predicted 20cm this weekend too

I think it has snowed almost every weekend this year

You can’t always get what you want, but if you cry some more you just might find, I’m not gonna feed you - Me to my cat an hour before dinner time

Having a cold and going through a symptom flare this week has wore me out

Listened to almost the entirety of the dirty dancing soundtrack because I heard a beat I recognized from the movie in a different song that just came out in 2024 🤣 I found the og beat tho

While seeing Adam Lambert in Cabaret was great…I’m sad I won’t get to see Orville Peck 😫 someone better do a slime tutorial when he’s playing the Emcee

Ever cut your lip on the edge of a plastic spoon? Yeah same

My mom: only insane people go to therapy Also my mom: I’m not talking about you you’re so sensitive 😑

I wish Canada would join the EU since we share a land border with Denmark 😅

Waking up to a sore throat is not good news. I do not need a cold right now

It brings me so much joy to see him be so bad at cooking 😈

Subjecting myself to more Wes from the challenge only so I can watch Trinity the tuck and Tiffany “New York” Pollard on a cooking show

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I always buy my cats a special treat from the pet store when I go, today some of the fancy food they liked was on sale.

I wonder if crybaby Wes is going to complain to the producers of The Traitors like he did after House of Villains

Texting my mom shouldn’t create so much panic, but when she has negative reactions to almost everything it’s hard not to

The ghost of my sims mom keeps showing up and pissing herself 😑

I need to bleach my hair again and pay more attention this time 🫠

Based on reading my own gastric emptying report and googling things, I might have mild gastroparesis. Which could explain some of what’s going on but not all of it

My brain mri was only 10 minutes. That almost felt too quick

I want to stop having episodes of crazy pain in public. That would be ideal

Please help us

Sims builds that haven’t been play tested annoy me. Love your creative placement but they can’t use anything

Thanks to the Ontario Conservatives for giving me 200 of my own dollars back to me. You will still never get my vote 🖕🏻

I’m still mad that I picked the opening song of last years Super Bowl halftime and not one place had odds on that song 😒

Anyways if I ever have to eat radioactive eggs and toast in 10 minutes again, it’s too soon

It’s so fun that every gastrointestinal disease has a completely different kind of foods that should be avoided…at this point it’s probably easier to just avoid all food 😒

Me right now because I have to wait another 2 hours for another scan

Im so bored waiting for the next scan at the hospital and my stomach feels so wonky 😖😫

Egg whites with radioactive tracking shit in them are not a recommended breakfast. Especially when it has to be eaten in 10 minutes

Not excited about sitting at the hospital for the next 5ish hours but I guess in the name of hopefully finding out what’s wrong with me, I’ll do it 😑

I’m trying to stay on commonwealth tiktok so bad, those 12 hours were so neat

I wish when my mother asked me things she was honest the first time and I didn’t have to ask a million questions to get the real answer

This is gonna be SUCH a good season tho tbh. Rooting for the traitors

Finally on s3 of the traitors and I know even fewer people on this season than the previous ones 🤣

instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is

The twilight Lego set is $280 😭😭 I hate it here