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Found out that my friends don’t sort their Lego parcels before building. They looked at me like I was nuts and then I blasted through my builds really fast. I think this matches up to me saying I’m and ideas person and not an execution person. I’ll dream it, just don’t make me do it.

Just sold a piece of furniture to a lovely woman who, while introducing herself to Chester, told me about her cat named Bruschetta that she calls Bruce. STOP. I LOVE IT!

STILL ON DRUGS but it feels better.

Another 10 days on antibiitics, and now I’m at a crisis point. As in the next 48 hours might include an eardrum rupture on an eardrum that’s already ruptured once. Which is bad. Bad bad.

Yesterday I offhandedly described myself as 40, feral, and sterile and said it’s the new 30, flirty, and thriving. This is my personality now.

Ten whole days of antibiotics and ouches. AND IT CAME BACK TODAY 😭😭😭

The older I get, the more I dislike April Fool’s Day and fireworks.

Just realized that, along with passing the four-year mark with Chester, I also just passed the 11-year mark for living in Alabama. My friend from home (CO) said it’s time to move back. It’s just not happening. I only want to move East from here, back up North.

Welp. I keep posting these because white people seem to need to hear it from white people. Everyone else has been saying it for years and y'all didn't listen. Can you hear it now?

I do, I super fuckin do!

Nooooooooooo another ear infection 😭😭😭😭😭 If you have kids buts haven’t had an ear infection yourself, be kind to them. This shit HURTS. It’s freaking awful.

Aaaaaand there’s my tornado watch. So it begins. I’m just gonna fetal position. Over there.

Ugghhhh storm prep has me all bent out of shape. I think this is the first time I’ve seen a news channel say to go outside and record your property just in case. Like. It’s intense.

Ohhhhhhh that’s what the Luigi Mangioni thing has been reminding me of this whole time. It’s been in the back of my head that it was familiar, but I just put it together. The sham of the Amanda Knox trial. Now there are pornos and he “wanted to be watched?” Yup. Foxy Knoxy alllllllll over again.

Sunbathing beauty. Very happy she stopped eating my plant 🙄

I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE. Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!? secured.heritage.org/the-heritage... Please share with a friend or a thousand :)

Now accepting Princeling and the Pea jokes. He’s a little wobbly up there.

Just cleaned the dishwasher filter. Gonna be a no on the Grove Co. dishwasher tabs. Yuck.

If Joann's was where you got embroidery floss/DMC thread, EverythingCrossStitch.com is great and ships VERY fast. They also have a more user friendly UI than Michael's. Herrschner's is good for yarn, but they ship more slowly. They also have great catalogs, lol

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

Life is way better when I dip into the emergency anxiety meds. I actually got to sleep last night easily and have had a very very mellow and medicated day today.

Bumped into friend of mine who's an English professor at lunch today and we ended up talking about the necessity of humanities education for everyone--and how everyone really needs to read Ursula Le Guin's devastating story, "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_One...

My brother survived the first wave of IRS probationary cuts, even though he is probationary in his current role. But saying there’s a first wave sounds like there’s more coming. Also I had a horrific intrusive thought about student loans and now my anxiety is ripping me to shreds. Yaaaaaaay.

Ohhhhhh right. So THAT’S why I followed Chris Kluwe for like 8 years on twitter. Good refresher.

I forgot to caption! Behold, I have been gifted beautiful butt nuggets!

Current view: snoozle edition

Just heard my neighbor take one of their dogs out back and smack it for punishment, accompanied by him saying “bad dog!” With every strike. How inclined am I to not say anything and let it be… hm. OH WAIT I’M NOT.