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who want LASAGNA????
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"...Pokey is a cute kid and all, but he DON'T KNOW his dad is gay though..."

How do i explain Gaza to my cat???

The last time i wore a kilt i got RAPED

"Anybody want a penis?"

Gulf of America? Gulf of WHO CARES-ica

I'm not going to tell my husband that our son is gay!

Ah nuts! I misspelled BOOK CLUB and now everybody thinks i run a Chinese slur club!

Jelly Roll fans are calling themselves SCRUBBALOS

I can't be wrong i was BAPTIZED

🌹in ur bio means you're an escort/whore right???

What's today? Hitler's birthday???

My local theater is running a promotion where if you watch the new Captain America movie, you get a pass to use the N Word!

If we keep deporting ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS then who will RAPE &MURDER all the college girls in our country???

I keep forgetting to use bluesky cuz im too busy getting my DINK SUNKED OFF while screaming the NWORD at the top of my lungs!

"SPORTS BALL??? ME NO LIKE!!! KENDRICK!?!?@ OHHHH ME LIKE CUZ HE BLECK!!"- white pppl on Bluesky rn

I would PEG Caitlin Clark and get her PREGNANT

If you're not watching the Super Bowl THEN I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE FBI #SuperBowlLIX

Well Quaranne Frank was a huge hit this Super Bowl weekend #SuperBowlLIX

Oh i dunno What about Angela Anaconda in Rwanda???

Boycott? Ya BOY GOT some dope ass deals from Amazon.com

"... this week on Expedition Unknown, some guy with tits looks for some gay shit nobody cares about..."

Sex nerd? No You're just an obese woman who masturbates more than anyone on the planet

truly the only free person in the world is kanye west

I caught my son on Bluesky, so now i have to tell my wife we're raising a gay kid!

I'm going to jail for calling someone a retard!

WHOA I just Googled "two straight guys fuck"

I don't know if i can live in a country full of faggots singing "Pink Pony Club"

Wow! Chocolate Nosferatu can sing! #grammys2025

Sabrina carpenter def has resting molested-when-young face #grammys2025

So people pretend to like chapell roan cuz she a fake dyke??? #grammys2025

If only Dawes was home when the fire burned their house down #grammys2025

"...time to get off social media and go outsi-"

Women don't rub they tittys no more

GEORGE FLOYD WOULDN'T CARE IF A BITCH GOT A DICK

I found the film PRESENCE to really depict the horrors of interracial breeding

ppl who say LFG are GAY

Janis Joplin was historically known as music's first "Real Dumb Bitch"

Is tha remix

youtube.com/shorts/DBSYE...

why women gotta be ugly?

I know many people getting deported back to Faghanistan

bsky.app/profile/did:... Some retard added me to their list of other people who think he's retarded Because yes If anyone EVER disagrees it means they don't believe in science and are indeed A NAZI fucking fag