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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

submitted 12 hours ago • 111 comments

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

submitted 6 days ago • 55 comments

lendrick kamar

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

breen choking up, sheesh 🥹

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

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If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

submitted 24 days ago • 876 comments

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

submitted 24 days ago • 2306 comments

Anti-semitism will not be tolerated in any form. Except for the most famous form of all time. That one is probably a coincidence

submitted 32 days ago • 16 comments

okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that

submitted 36 days ago • 156 comments

Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge). You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant no matter what the ICE officer says.

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"just immigrate legally bro"

submitted 52 days ago • 88 comments

Congratulations to Elon Musk for making cars so bad that no one can tell if a car bomb has just happened or if the car just did that.

submitted 53 days ago • 71 comments

364 days a year, CNN's business plan is to let the worst lobbyists on Earth argue over each other. yet on this one day it becomes "get drunk and ask Lenny Kravitz where he is most ticklish"

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i’m not going to pretend like i haven’t occasionally had a rough go of it on this or other online platforms but one thing you’ll never see me do is write an essay about people being mean to me on the internet. why? because i’m an adult who understands that there are real problems in the world.

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oh wow

submitted 82 days ago • 313 comments

I figured out that the thing that has been bumming me out about The Political Situation is how luridly fake and cheap every ostensibly august institution and tradition has revealed itself to be. Whatever they might be or were supposed to be, they all just work however the shitheads in charge want.

submitted 84 days ago • 51 comments

Best part is the person filming getting a blanket and obviously becoming warmer and more comfortable as the video goes on

submitted 85 days ago • 38 comments

overcast premium has listening stats now so i know how much of my life is poisoning my brain through my ears 😍

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

it's like smash bros for corruption

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

the u.s. forest service will be run by saruman

submitted 103 days ago • 13 comments

huge month for talking like Sephiroth

submitted 103 days ago • 7 comments

All the Bluesky advice threads are like when someone at a restaurant explains how “we do it a little differently here” and it’s just tapas

submitted 105 days ago • 24 comments

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

submitted 567 days ago • 34 comments

No wordle. No connections. No scabs.

submitted 112 days ago • 4 comments

It'll be easier to laugh at if/when we're finally done with him but it is remarkable how Trump's closing argument in two straight elections has been "can you believe I'm here in this convention center with you hogs instead of at the Florida country club where I live by myself, watching TV?"

submitted 113 days ago • 34 comments

This is the second-weirdest thing a guy has done to try to impress Jodie Foster

submitted 114 days ago • 23 comments