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the-barely-jew.bsky.social
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Waiting for the follow up

submitted 13 minutes ago • 0 comments

Pretty soon we won't even need to watch real baseball anymore. I can have AI generate a game where the Orioles beat the Yankees 100-0. Nobody ever has to see their team lose again. I'm totally kidding but I bet I could get $10m of funding to make this real.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

See what happens when you get ambitious and buy a 12-pack?

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

I dunno, it's starting to feel like the Zionist credo "the only place a Jew will be protected is Israel" is pretty accurate

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

"Unless my demands are met, more innocents will die, your choice!" may *sound* less like a political calculus and more like a letter delivered to the GCPD that Commissioner Gordon will have to pensively show Batman later, but that's only because it is.

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Also holy shit the Mariners Pride Month video is SO good

submitted 2 days ago • 35 comments

Babe, you need to sleep with me. It's a canon event

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If the NYT existed in ancient Rome: New War? Newest Senator Says, "Nay." Paragraph 9: Senator Incitatus, a horse appointed by Emperor Caligula, denies these rumors.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Pride from Incorporated Conglomeration Limited where we believe all bodies grind equally in the wheels of capitalism

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I'm actually an evil genius but I've just never tried being evil before

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I have a score to settle with you *neatly organzies your sheet music for the Jurassic Park theme*

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This is a post from a Jewish politician condemning rising antisemitism in the US, saying nothing about anti-Zionism or Israel. And yet the replies are entirely full of people preemptively jumping in to say, “criticizing Israel is not antisemitism! Being anti-Zionist is not antisemitic!”

submitted 3 days ago • 27 comments

Weirdest Bumble profile I've ever seen. Nothing gets the fellas more excited than a photo with Mike Johnson.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Guy selling AI: AI going to disrupt and revolutionize the world Guy selling shoes: shoes are going to disrupt and revolutionize the world Guy selling bananas: bananas are going to disrupt and revolutionize the world

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

submitted 3 days ago • 50 comments

What if it wasn't blood on Trump's face after the shooting but taco sauce? #resist #pussyhat #winemom

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

You think you know someone and then one day they casually reveal something shocking, like that they subscribe to Paramount+

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment