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You think they're laughing at me but in fact I am also laughing because I am in on the joke. Ha ha ha.
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*John Kerry voice* We're going to increase bureaucracy before we reduce bureaucracy

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Happy Spring Training to all who celebrate

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Put one of those "do not eat" silica packets in my mouth and swirled it around for a bit. Living on the edge but still a good citizen

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Republicans seem to love Harry Potter despite like 90% of wizards working for the government

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Sounds like a bad idea. Clip is unrelated youtu.be/sQ_4m2ocxhI?...

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A fun Spring Training tradition is the Red Sox play the Northeaster Huskies (a few other teams do this as well) and they don't always win! Given the Sox aren't putting their A-team out there and aren't trying very hard but still, good for those college kids!

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With the @yankees.com amending their facial hair policy, some Baseball Reference player pages might look a little different soon... 👀

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My house is heated with a cat powered fur-nace

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On a r/Conservative post about "fake conservatives" infiltrating. My favorite part is they admit conservatives are allowed to disagree on "a few topics." If they think leftists never disagree they've never spent 30 seconds with a leftist much less two of them.

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The New York Yankees are allowing facial hair?! Now I know what it must have been like to watch the moon landing

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I hope this doesn't get in the way of ESPN running Yankees/Red Sox highlights and absolutely nothing else

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I gave more coherent responses when my wife used to ask why I was out so late at night with my cellphone turned off

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Sure, Anduril is run by a pro-Trump warmonger but maybe it's not that bad of a place to work Anduril's HR team on LinkedIn:

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As a non-Prime subscriber James Bond will arrive in your country to foil the bioweapon attack in two to three weeks

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I wish someone had told me that the rest of my company took the whole week off work before I showed up

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According to a new metric I just made up my account has a score of 100 and yours only has a score of 86.

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If you overpay for a company then run it into the ground here's how you get your money back: become the shadow President of the United States It's pretty much the first thing they teach you in business school

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