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the-bigfoot.bsky.social
Not hiding. Just avoiding people. Big difference.
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Can’t speak for @moth-adjacent.bsky.social, but I’m good. Fighting internet randos just isn’t my thing.

You should listen to your mom, Dom

Nope. Not a liquor fan. Not even sure what “rehah” is. Still over here just minding my own business. You should try it sometime!

Mid morning snack. Not nearly enough.

Oh yeah? Well “Kane Brough” sounds like a discontinued Axe Body Spray

Yeah, because the Loveland Frog is LITERAL MONSTER. Like, the worst of the worst.

I wish.

You could just ask…?

If this game were realistic, you’d be required to spend most of your time binge eating & doomscrolling. Also, am I entitled to royalties for this?

The reality is a actually somewhere near the middle. …maybe with a slight lean toward the trash side.

The universe has spoken. Time to get drunk and harass some raccoons.

Hide, probably

I’d love to see ‘em try.

Welp. It’s only Wednesday and I think I’ve had just about enough internet for the week

I would never.

Hey @moth-adjacent.bsky.social - apparently our feud has escalated to “blood” level!

Peaked in the 20th century? Ouch. I thought you guys believed in me…

Given the shape you’ve all left the world in - that seems like an awful lot of responsibility. Hard pass.

No thank you

Damn straight. I gamble and lose my money in the stock market LIKE AN ADULT.

I’d argue *more* elusive.

I’m very blurry in photos, good in outdoor situations, and really tall. Can I please be in?

*patent pending.

What can I say? I feel like I’ve got a really unique take on Wonderwall.

Someone tell Russell I’d like my blood back. Not cool of him to take it like that

The real reason I never agree to do those shows is because the contract terms are straight up garbage.

I know, right? I’ve even been on BlueSky for weeks now & barely anyone has noticed.

I was relating to this right up until “offensive odor.”

Never been to Arizona, and random property damage in the middle of the night isn’t my style. This has @moth-adjacent.bsky.social written all over it.

Still mysterious, but now with a questionable accent

This was not my doorstep & I still don’t have my delivery

Not today, Althea. (…and not tomorrow, or any of the days after that either)

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