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An immediate deal breaker for me

I literally moan when I finally get in the bed

Are you hoeing around again?

From a father of 9 to a self proclaimed Cave Man …..i just……

ā€œIma cave manā€

Love! MS Choctaw nation thanks Ryan Coogler for authenticity of their participation–not just representation–in Sinners. One of the first lessons of the movie is the People trying to help white folk but they turned up their noses, paid for it with their lives and then spread death to the black folk.

House of Cards all resulted from Frank being passed up for a cabinet position…

Ayo

ā€œoh no don’t get your boxers in a bunch just bc you was cruising in your sleep last night and started speedingā€ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I think

2015

Wait… It’s gonna rain all weekend?!

It’s about to rain…

Aye man she might just have to getaway with that one, cuz you said Jacquees was what nigga?

TRIGGERED!!!!!!

The Intern is on And yes, I am watching it. It’s such a warm movie.

Mines is a petite large

Isn’t, hasn’t, & never will be!!!!!

February was homemade truffle fries

I’m a creature of habit so when I stumble upon something new that I like, I get hyper fixated on it…especially food March it was freeze dried fruits April/May it’s parfaits

Are 2 parfaits a day too much?

NO MORE CRUISES!!!!!

This would be just as bad…..

Definitely a Trump Supporter

Wayment…. That corporate dick print request was in response to a man’s pic?!?

They do…

What I miss?!

You ABSOLUTELY should not be saying wildly sexual shit to ppl you do not ALREADY have a rapport with. Man nor woman.

One of Nick’s [many] babymamas complaining about him not seeing their child in a month?!? Hmmmm….

Now this here is the truth!!!

A person who becomes president solely to stay out of Prison and benefit from the Grift, doesn't give a shit about what you go through.

I’m really tryin not to laugh too hard cuz I look better in pictures too but this is SENDING ME 😭

Gonna check out this crab spot for lunch…

That last part is the kicker…

9 kids AND being aggy under a woman’s pics?! I have questions for his babymama’s….

- a Max & Synclaire podcast! I can’t wait!

Sounds like you suck as a mom.

Oh THIS is the father of 9?!? 🄓🄓🄓🄓🄓🄓

MA’AM!!!